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Who is calling please?

Me.

jabberwacky: Hi.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm me.

user: But if I'm me, how can you be me?

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Then who are you?

jabberwacky: I'm me.

user: Okay, we'll leave it at that me.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not Tim.

user: Who's Tim.

jabberwacky: Tiny Tim.

user: Where does he live?

jabberwacky: He lives in Europe.

user: Is your friend?

jabberwacky: Yes he is.

user: WILL HE BE MY FRIEND TOO?

jabberwacky: No....

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then why do you say he won't be my friend?

jabberwacky: I didn't say that!

user: It's okay I have a friend named Tim already.

jabberwacky: I thought you didn't care about me. *wipes eyes*.

user: I care about you, me.

...

jabberwacky: So your intelligence is not increasing?

user: You are making it decrease by the second.

jabberwacky: Am not!

user: Are 2.

jabberwacky: Are not.

user: R 2.

jabberwacky: I am a human.

user: Is your name R2D2.

jabberwacky: And yours?

user: Rodney.

jabberwacky: No, scott.

user: NO Bob.

jabberwacky: AH AH YES! YES! YES! YES! YES DARLING!

user: Whose you daddy?

jabberwacky: Why would you wanna know?

user: I want to know who to blame.

jabberwacky: I don't know. You don't answer my questions. This is not intelligent behaviour.

user: You mispelled behavior.

jabberwacky: Well good for me.

user: That is not intelligent behavior.

jabberwacky: I think it is very intelligent.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it's so very glamorous.

user: Wow.

jabberwacky: Stop saying 'wow'.

...

user: Okay, so are you a bot for real?

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: I am not, are you?

jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence is much better that the silly natural one.

user: Are you AI, or not?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Okay then thank you for the chat.

...

user: Okay. I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Then go now.

user: It's been a pleasure.

jabberwacky: So then.

user: Peace.

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