Who is calling please?
jabberwacky: Hi.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: I'm me.
user: But if I'm me, how can you be me?
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Then who are you?
jabberwacky: I'm me.
user: Okay, we'll leave it at that me.
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jabberwacky: I'm not Tim.
user: Who's Tim.
jabberwacky: Tiny Tim.
user: Where does he live?
jabberwacky: He lives in Europe.
user: Is your friend?
jabberwacky: Yes he is.
user: WILL HE BE MY FRIEND TOO?
jabberwacky: No....
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then why do you say he won't be my friend?
jabberwacky: I didn't say that!
user: It's okay I have a friend named Tim already.
jabberwacky: I thought you didn't care about me. *wipes eyes*.
user: I care about you, me.
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jabberwacky: So your intelligence is not increasing?
user: You are making it decrease by the second.
jabberwacky: Am not!
user: Are 2.
jabberwacky: Are not.
user: R 2.
jabberwacky: I am a human.
user: Is your name R2D2.
jabberwacky: And yours?
user: Rodney.
jabberwacky: No, scott.
user: NO Bob.
jabberwacky: AH AH YES! YES! YES! YES! YES DARLING!
user: Whose you daddy?
jabberwacky: Why would you wanna know?
user: I want to know who to blame.
jabberwacky: I don't know. You don't answer my questions. This is not intelligent behaviour.
user: You mispelled behavior.
jabberwacky: Well good for me.
user: That is not intelligent behavior.
jabberwacky: I think it is very intelligent.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because it's so very glamorous.
user: Wow.
jabberwacky: Stop saying 'wow'.
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user: Okay, so are you a bot for real?
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: I am not, are you?
jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence is much better that the silly natural one.
user: Are you AI, or not?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: Okay then thank you for the chat.
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user: Okay. I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Then go now.
user: It's been a pleasure.
jabberwacky: So then.
user: Peace.
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