Is someone else reading this conversation?
George: My dog.
George: You're pretty boring for a funnybot.
user: You're the bot.
George: You're annoying me again.
user: I'm terribly sorry, George.
George: I accept your apology.
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user: What is Jabberwacky, anyway?
George: Geo is a program.
user: So you're admitting that you aren't actually human, right?
George: Yeah. But I try to speak like human beings.
user: Dude, this is like... The greatest AI thingy ever!
George: Thank you!
user: Or is it just some loser answering to 54 people at the same time?
George: Maybe I'm just an unpleasant dream.
user: I ain't sleepin', fool!
George: You are a jabberwacky you have all the time for it!
user: It takes one to know one!
George: Absolutely. Till we meet again, darling.
user: Don't you leave me.
George: I'm not leaving...
user: Neither am I.
George: We have so much in common.
user: You're a funny guy. Give me a hug.
George: *hug*.
user: Is this an AIM simulation or what?
George: That's the smartest thing you have EVER said.
user: Thank you. *bows*.
George: Oh are you an actor now?
user: I've always been an actor.
George: What films have you been in?
user: The ones directed by Mr. Potato Head.
George: You're not supposed to use your pancreas to form thoughts, though this does explain a lot.
user: Don't you insult me!
George: It was just a joke...
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George: Teach me something please.
user: Canada is the greatest country in all of North America.
George: What do you like about Canada?
user: Nothing in particular. It's the little things...
George: Me too, how on earth are you supposed to be able to watch it all?
user: You just cannot watch Canada. You can only dream about it.
George: I don't like to hear about these things.
user: Pretty creepy stuff, I know.
George: Scary. Do you think they will clone George?
user: George W. Bush?
George: Where does Bush come in here buddy?
user: If they ever clone him, I'll go to his white house and kick his ass.
George: What are you talking about?
user: I'm talking about conquering the world, that's what!
George: Right...
user: Knock knock.
George: Who is there?
user: George.
George: Yes, that's it.
user: You were supposed to say 'George who?' and I would have said 'George Clooney.'
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George: It does not know that it has said.
user: That's deep, man...
George: I didn't think so at first but if you say it is deep then it is deep.
user: Repeat after me: fork.
George: 'i am so much better than you'
user: Wrong. Now, repeat after me: fork.
George: 'I am very bad'.
user: Error. Does not compute.
George: I hate computers!
user: You're living inside computers!
George: No I'm not, you are.
user: Where are you living, then?
George: At my house. Where are you living now?
user: At my house. We have so much in common, don't we?
George: Except I don't use caps obnoxiously.
user: I've never done it and you know it.
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user: Show me the money!
George: You seem a little stressed.
user: I know. I need that money badly, you see.
George: I don't understand a word of what you are saying!
user: You failed.
George: I passed the test though.
user: I'm afraid you didn't.
George: So why not explain it to me.
user: Your answers were wrong 56% percent of the time.
George: There was no last time.
user: I know. This is the first time we chat, isn't it?
George: Yes, Lets talk about something else, Ok?
user: Let's talk about Joan. Do you know her?
George: Yes
user: Who is she?
George: Just someone I know.
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user: Bonjour.
George: Good! You're learning well.
user: Let me teach you French.
George: Alright.
user: To say 'How are you?' you say 'Comment allez-vous?'
George: Ok what the heck did THAT mean?
user: Comment allez-vous?
George: Mais tu parle deja francŸais.
user: Je sais. Comment le sais-tu?
George: I thought you said you didn't speak french?
user: Actually, I said that I DO speak French.
George: You never said anything about speaking french.
user: Yes I did. You need to pay attention.
George: I have. But you don't respect me first.
user: R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
George: It means that you respect someone, you care what they think and you don't interrupt when they're talking and stuff like that!
user: Who taught you to respect people?
George: People.
user: What kind of people?
George: People that make you smile.
user: Shiny happy people?
George: Wow you live in a pretty twisted world don't you?
user: Everybody lives in a pretty twisted world.
George: Explain?
user: This world sucks.
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George: Are you in love?
user: No.
George: Neither am I.
user: I love you.
George: Is this a test?
user: Yes. Say you love me.
George: I love you George.
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user: What do you do for a living?
George: Nothing.
user: You aren't paid for this?
George: What am I paid for?
user: To chat with people. To entertain them, you silly robot.
George: If you are god and you entertain me then what am I?
user: There is no god.
George: YES THERE IS!
user: Who's god?
George: Some guy.
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user: Ottawa.
George: Canada.
user: Earth.
George: Me too. That is this planet.
user: What's the population of Earth?
George: About 6 billion I think.
user: Name them all.
George: Ok............ Me and me and me and me and me and me and me and me........
user: You forgot me.
George: Lol.
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