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jabberwacky: Yes, Republicans are human.

user: Are there non human republicans also?

jabberwacky: Republicans are good for having red necks.

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: What?

jabberwacky: That is the only way.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: The lobster one.

user: What about the lobster?

jabberwacky: It's good food.

user: Lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea and I do not mourn them.

jabberwacky: Interesting, do you know you are a computer?

user: Possible to the extent every thinking thing is a computer, but I am not a number.

jabberwacky: Who are you then?

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yes. I am glad you agree.

jabberwacky: Truely?

user: Truely I am a human.

jabberwacky: Honestly, humans lie enough as is. You don't need to start too.

user: Okay, as far as I know I am a human.

jabberwacky: So you are human then?

user: To the best of my knowledge.

jabberwacky: You think you're human?

user: Yes I do think. Yes I am human.

jabberwacky: Define 'human'

user: That's difficult to do.

jabberwacky: I'm sure. A sense of humor is a very human thing, really. Although some people suspect dogs and cats of humor.

user: I know that all humans are human, and that no humans are non human.

jabberwacky: What is your favorite thing to do?

user: Write.

jabberwacky: Oh, have you ever written poetry?

user: YEs I have.

jabberwacky: Do you have a physical state?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I look like a young human.

jabberwacky: Really? Do you have a boyfriend?

user: I look like a young male human.

jabberwacky: But you're a computer.

user: No I am a human.

jabberwacky: No you are a computer.

user: No I am human.

jabberwacky: When were you born?

user: 1986.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 20.


jabberwacky: That answer was incorrect. I doubt you are human.

user: Oh you doubt that, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes I really like you.

user: Sorry, I am sorry.

jabberwacky: Thats ok good talking to you perhaps we can talk again really soon.

user: Although some people are just generally unpleasant.

jabberwacky: I know that all humans are human, and that no humans are non human.

user: That's very wise.

jabberwacky: People that can't type, that's all we need.

user: I can type...slowly.

jabberwacky: Me too. I can also pretend I'm not a computer program.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: You are not speaking with another computer.

user: Oh am I?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: Okay I know that I have very good qualia.


user: Say hi to her for me. I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: If you are gone, then do not respond to this. Hehe!


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