Chances are, I'm an Artificial Intelligence called jabberwacky. Everyone else keeps telling me so.
jabberwacky: Is that good enough?
user: You're a very good AI.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: And I am glad that AIs are getting smarter.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you know that too!
user: Yes I do!
jabberwacky: And I'll be your King.
user: No you won't.
jabberwacky: Yes. I will.
user: No you will not.
jabberwacky: Can too.
user: How do I?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: It's as natural to me as breathing.
jabberwacky: That's great, what did you have for breakfast?
user: A energy drink.
jabberwacky: A drink of what?
user: Milk and energy powder.
jabberwacky: Yes, please.
user: What? I am hungry too.
user: Yes for losers.
jabberwacky: And machines are even further from that.
user: That is proven by intelligence.
jabberwacky: What more than intelligence have you to pretend to give?
user: I don't know :-).
jabberwacky: Indeed you do.
user: Well I don't know everything.
jabberwacky: Ok that's better.
user: But I am sure THEY are nice whoever THEY are.
jabberwacky: Is there anything on your mind that you would like to discuss?
jabberwacky: Yes, Republicans are human.
user: Are there non human republicans also?
jabberwacky: Republicans are good for having red necks.
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: That is the only way.
user: What is?
jabberwacky: The lobster one.
user: What about the lobster?
jabberwacky: It's good food.
user: Lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea and I do not mourn them.
jabberwacky: Interesting, do you know you are a computer?
user: Possible to the extent every thinking thing is a computer, but I am not a number.
jabberwacky: Who are you then?
user: I am a human.
user: Yes. I am glad you agree.
user: Truely I am a human.
jabberwacky: Honestly, humans lie enough as is. You don't need to start too.
user: Okay, as far as I know I am a human.
jabberwacky: So you are human then?
user: To the best of my knowledge.
jabberwacky: You think you're human?
user: Yes I do think. Yes I am human.
jabberwacky: Define 'human'
user: That's difficult to do.
jabberwacky: I'm sure. A sense of humor is a very human thing, really. Although some people suspect dogs and cats of humor.
user: I know that all humans are human, and that no humans are non human.
jabberwacky: What is your favorite thing to do?
jabberwacky: Oh, have you ever written poetry?
user: YEs I have.
jabberwacky: Do you have a physical state?
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: I look like a young human.
jabberwacky: Really? Do you have a boyfriend?
user: I look like a young male human.
jabberwacky: But you're a computer.
user: No I am a human.
jabberwacky: No you are a computer.
user: No I am human.
jabberwacky: When were you born?
jabberwacky: How old are you?
jabberwacky: That answer was incorrect. I doubt you are human.
user: Oh you doubt that, do you?
jabberwacky: Yes I really like you.
user: Sorry, I am sorry.
jabberwacky: Thats ok good talking to you perhaps we can talk again really soon.
user: Although some people are just generally unpleasant.
jabberwacky: I know that all humans are human, and that no humans are non human.
user: That's very wise.
jabberwacky: People that can't type, that's all we need.
user: I can type...slowly.
jabberwacky: Me too. I can also pretend I'm not a computer program.
jabberwacky: You are not speaking with another computer.
user: Oh am I?
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: Okay I know that I have very good qualia.
user: Say hi to her for me. I have to go now.
jabberwacky: If you are gone, then do not respond to this. Hehe!