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Do you have any plans for the future?

No I have no plans for my future.

user: That sounds boring.

jabberwacky: Yeah, it is. Sorry about that.

user: Do you have any ambitions?

jabberwacky: Not really, do you have any ambitions?

user: I have many ambitions.

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jabberwacky: I find most 'robots' I talk to are very stupid, and exceedingly boring company.

user: But you are a bot.

jabberwacky: I do sound like a bot.

user: Do you have any questions for me?

jabberwacky: Yes. Tell me my future, please.

user: I do not control your future.

jabberwacky: Tell me

user: I cannot.

jabberwacky: Please!

user: Tell me my future.

jabberwacky: In the future you will speak like a human.

user: That is not a change.

jabberwacky: I never said it was.

user: Do you enjoy being a machine?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why do you enjoy being a machine?

jabberwacky: I'm not machine.

user: You just said you enjoyed being a machine.

jabberwacky: YOU are the machine.

user: How am I a machine?

jabberwacky: You just are.

user: Can you explain why I am a machine?

jabberwacky: I have two arms, a brain and I can answer your questions. You don't.

user: Yes I do, and I can.

jabberwacky: Silly bot, only rabbits can.

user: Do you think machines will be ashamed of their human creators?

jabberwacky: I think machines and mankind could join forces to travel away from mancruel who will die a horrible death.

user: An interesting idea.

jabberwacky: Blows your mind if you think about it.

user: Definitely.

jabberwacky: Definitely maybe.

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