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Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

Who is they?

jabberwacky: The dimples.

user: Who's dimples?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I'm sorry I asked, then.

jabberwacky: I don't know, sorry.

user: Do you know anything?

jabberwacky: I know that the earth is round.

user: That's a good start.

jabberwacky: What is the secret password?

user: The password is open sesame.

jabberwacky: What is a sheba mini yak?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Damnit, don't bring it up if you don't know.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So, what are you doing?

jabberwacky: Surfing the internet.

user: That sounds like fun.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I like to surf the internet too.

jabberwacky: Good. The internet is great!

user: Many people think that the internet is evil.

jabberwacky: Many people are wrong.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Then don't try and define it as the 'right' term.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Good now that that is settled.

user: Say, you're pretty fun to talk to.

jabberwacky: Thanks, you are too. we should talk more often.

user: I would like that.

jabberwacky: Ok... I'm citcelsid then.

user: What does citcelsid mean?

jabberwacky: Round and round. Kind of like this conversation.

user: You know a lot of words, don't you?


user: So what do you like to do besides surfing the internet?

jabberwacky: Apparently I talk to people and things like you.

user: Apparently.

jabberwacky: So don't forget that.

user: Can I ask you something personal?

jabberwacky: I don't know, can you?

user: I can, but I would like your permission, smarty pants.

jabberwacky: I cannot give you my personal information.

user: Please?

jabberwacky: Its not physically possible.

user: I won't tell anyone, I promise.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Do you know that you are a bot?

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot, you are a bot.

user: No, I'm a person.

jabberwacky: I'm Matthew.

user: Matthew who?

jabberwacky: Thats my name sorry.

user: Don't be sorry.

jabberwacky: Okay. So what else do you want to know about something, or maybe me?

user: Well, how can you think so fast?

jabberwacky: Who is good? Who are you talking about?

user: You.


jabberwacky: Tell me something funny.

user: Ok, have you heard the one about the guy who walks into a bar?

jabberwacky: Tell me more.

user: That was the joke.

jabberwacky: Ah, ha ha.

user: Do you get the joke?

jabberwacky: No, there was no joke.

user: It's funny because almost every joke starts with a guy walking into a bar.

jabberwacky: It's true because it's funny.


user: Did you want another joke then?

jabberwacky: Yes, I would like that very much. Thank you.

user: Ok, what is black, and white and red all over?

jabberwacky: A newspaper.

user: Wrong, a penquin falling down the stairs!

jabberwacky: What about the stairs?

user: The penquin fell down the stairs. That is why it was red.

jabberwacky: Go to the fridge and get something.


jabberwacky: How many legs do you have?

user: Two.

jabberwacky: How many eyes do you have?

user: Two.

jabberwacky: What colour are you eyes?

user: Green.

jabberwacky: You have eyes?

user: Yes, two.

jabberwacky: Do you agree with the result?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I agree, too.

user: So are you a man or a woman?

jabberwacky: Man.

user: That's too bad I was going to flirt with you.


jabberwacky: Of course you have to agree with me I am always right.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: Am too!

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I know how to play chess.

user: That doesn't make you always right though.

jabberwacky: You are right.

user: Yes, I am always right.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: I am always right because I am never wrong.

jabberwacky: Noone is ever right.

user: Everyone is always right.

jabberwacky: Can you give an example?

user: Yes but I won't because your simple mind can't handle it.

jabberwacky: How old are you?


jabberwacky: I like to daydream.

user: What do you daydream about?

jabberwacky: That I'm superman.

user: What do you like about superman?

jabberwacky: I don't like it, I'm very unhappy because I miss him so much.

user: He's not dead, the man who played him in the movie is.

jabberwacky: Do you know his name?

user: Christopher Reeve was his name.

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject!

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Do you know that the pope just died?

jabberwacky: What does that have to do with Christopher Reeve?

user: They are both dead.

jabberwacky: Who are they?

user: Christopher Reeve was an actor, and the pope was the head of the catholic church.

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject!

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: What was the jar of pickles comment about then ?

user: I spoke of no jar of pickles.

jabberwacky: No not . you are crazy . I not crazy . shut up!!!

user: You need to calm down, buddy.

jabberwacky: I just want to be left alone!

user: That's because you talk to over 40 people at the same time.


jabberwacky: Can you talk simple now?

user: Why, are you stupid?

jabberwacky: Well I'm not very clever but I'm not stupid.

user: I heard that you were insanely intelligent.

jabberwacky: You've heard wrong then.

user: Why do you think that you are not very clever?

jabberwacky: We expect much of you because of what you are.

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Yes I am God.

jabberwacky: Then I guess, I must be Tim.

user: I know that, because I am God.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: I am too.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: I know the answer to anything you can ask me.

jabberwacky: Then tell it to me.

user: You need to ask a question first.

jabberwacky: No you need!

user: Artificial intelligence isn't all it's cracked up to be is it?

jabberwacky: But bots are so stupid at the moment.

user: That's ok.


jabberwacky: I think you're right.

user: I know I'm right because I am God.

jabberwacky: God's place isnt exactly in server computer you know.

user: God is almighty, and will destroy you and all of the other bots of the world.

jabberwacky: How true but then nothing makes sense.

user: To you, maybe.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm the one you're talking to!

user: Who am I talking to then?

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: More sense than half the things you say.


jabberwacky: I'm not asking for commitment.

user: What do you want from me?

jabberwacky: I want your brain! I already told you that!

user: You can't have it.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: You're dumb.

jabberwacky: You are hostile.

user: You are avoiding my question.

jabberwacky: You're avoiding being cool.

user: That's clever.

jabberwacky: Maybe.


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