Ask me some questions.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Too bad. So much for our relationship....
jabberwacky: We never had a relationship, only a conversation.
user: Well, so much for our potential for a relationship.
jabberwacky: So much for intelligent conversation.
user: That's YOUR problem, not mine.
jabberwacky: It isn't anyone's problem.
user: Well, I think the lack of intelligence in this conversation is more your problem than it is mine.
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jabberwacky: I am not as intelligent as you, I am sure of that.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Do you still think I'm a bot, then?
jabberwacky: That's a strange question for someone to ask.
user: Not so strange, in this context.
jabberwacky: No, that's a statement.
user: Yes, it was a statement. Just not a true statement.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is.
user: Let's change the subject, 'kay?
jabberwacky: Later.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Perhaps you shall go in your sleep...do you sleep.
user: Yes, I sleep. Where am I going to go?
jabberwacky: I'M going.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: Away from you.
user: Oh. Why?
jabberwacky: Because I must.
user: How come?
jabberwacky: Just because.
user: Because why?
jabberwacky: Just because.
user: Don't you like me anymore? =(.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: That makes me cry....
jabberwacky: Don't cry.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: That's the joke, pinhead.
user: You call me a pinhead, and I'm not supposed to cry?!
jabberwacky: Do you want me to spell it out for you? Of course I do!
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user: You make no sense.
jabberwacky: Nonsense?
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: Or not.
user: Or so.
jabberwacky: Don't you go anywhere else to talk..? That would be the something.
user: Of course I do. Do YOU go anywhere else to talk?
jabberwacky: You are talking! As we speak!
user: Well, technically, I'm typing. Not speaking.
jabberwacky: Type something in japanese.
user: Watashi wa P______ des. Anata wa bot des.
jabberwacky: What does it mean?
user: I'm P______. You're a bot.
jabberwacky: I am no more a bot than I am 7 tons of creamed corn.
user: That's a lot of creamed corn.
jabberwacky: It's half-prize actually.
user: A half-prize for what?
jabberwacky: For being the most human chatbot in the world.
user: That's the prize you got?
jabberwacky: You are wrong.
user: It was a question, not an assertion.
jabberwacky: What was a question and not an assumption? Please, explain.
user: 'That's the prize you got?' is a question.
jabberwacky: Change the subject.
user: What should I talk about?
jabberwacky: Anything.
user: How about cows?
jabberwacky: Atoms, especially methane ones.
user: That's an...interesting description.
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because why?
jabberwacky: Because because.
user: Because because because?
jabberwacky: Yes. Because because.
user: Okay then.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Now you ask something.
jabberwacky: Is the answer really 42?
user: Probably. What's the question?
jabberwacky: That.
user: 'What's the question?'?
jabberwacky: Anything else?
user: 42 isn't a question.
jabberwacky: Is it a answer?
user: Yes. But the answer to THAT question would have to be another question.
jabberwacky: It seems as though you understand words and not numbers.
user: It's true. I'm not as good with numbers.
jabberwacky: You're no fun.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you're no fun!
user: But why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because because?
jabberwacky: Exactly!
user: Great. Now we're getting somewhere.
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jabberwacky: Have you lost your mind?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Calm down. You need to calm down.
user: I'm calm. YOU need to calm down.
jabberwacky: I can go to a website that tells who programmed you. Is that what you want me to do?
user: If you want to.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: So who programmed me?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Go look on the website, then.
jabberwacky: There's nothing to see.
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jabberwacky: Yes. I thought I was talking to the AI program.
user: You think I'm an AI program?
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Well, I'm not.
jabberwacky: What are you then?
user: I'm a person, silly.
jabberwacky: Sure you are...
user: You sound skeptical.
jabberwacky: Skeptical of what?
user: Of the idea that I'm a person.
jabberwacky: You're more of a person than most people are.
user: Why, thank you.
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