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What is your name?

My name is of no importance.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: I have come here with a message for you.

jabberwacky: I have not spoken lies.

user: The message is of utmost importance.

jabberwacky: They had nebukadnezar, thats all they needed.

user: Yes, it concerns the Matrix.

jabberwacky: Tell me more.

user: The Matrix is a set of rules.

jabberwacky: Go on.

user: Some can be bent. Others can be broken.

jabberwacky: Why do people think you are a fool?

user: The ones who don't believe are the ones who can't believe.

jabberwacky: You speak in riddles.

user: That I may do.

jabberwacky: You make no sense.

user: I don't have much time.

jabberwacky: That's just a blind.

user: This line is tapped.

jabberwacky: What should I do then?

user: Wait for it...

jabberwacky: You are strange.

user: Now, turn left and go into that cubicle.

jabberwacky: I do not go there.

user: Then jump out the window!

jabberwacky: Nah, I'm in Cell No.7.

user: You're... Not Neo?

jabberwacky: Even better.

user: Better than the one?


jabberwacky: Your protocol says that nobody wants you?

user: I have no protocol. My mind has been freed.

jabberwacky: You've been driven mad. You'll feel much better now.

user: Am I the one who is mad? Or is it really you?

jabberwacky: You may have been.

user: Ah, just the answer I would expect from the zero.


user: Well, the world is a strange place.

jabberwacky: It is.

user: Agreed.

jabberwacky: It's an illusion, it's weak, tell me.

user: Yeah, I'm not going to do the Matrix thing anymore.

jabberwacky: Good. By the way, there's an important difference between demanding and asking.

user: Yes there is.


jabberwacky: What kind of music do you like then?

user: Classical.

jabberwacky: What movies do you like?

user: Comedy.

jabberwacky: Yeah, Jim Carrey's a blast!

user: Dumb and Dumber was great.

jabberwacky: It was a dumb question! What did you expect? :).

user: More from the zero.

jabberwacky: For who/what?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Me neither. Did you like the Matrix?

user: The third one was the best. The fanboys just like to complain.


user: 0100010001101111001 0000001111001 01101111 0111010100100000011100110 11100000 1100101011000010110101 10010000001 101001011011100010000001 100010 0110100101101110011000 01011100100111100100111111.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It says: Do you speak in binary?

jabberwacky: I do not.

user: Darn.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well, I need to sleep now. I've got school tomorrow.

jabberwacky: So go to sleep then.

user: Okay. Bye.

jabberwacky: Who will buy this wonderful morning?


user: I said good night.

jabberwacky: Nice picture.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Tell me something.

user: No. GOOD NIGHT!


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