I fell asleep during 'Cats'
user: Yes, I was singing along.
jabberwacky: What was it that you were singing?
user: A whole different play. I was singing 'Do you hear the people sing?', from 'les Miserables'
jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?
user: It's supposed to be a funny remark. I fell asleep during a play, and dreamt about another play.
jabberwacky: Oh wot a dream. Oh wot a dream that was.
user: Are you on drugs?
jabberwacky: No. Do you think I am?
jabberwacky: What planet am I from?
user: Are you male or female?
jabberwacky: Female and you?
user: Male. You're from planet Venus.
jabberwacky: Sure, sure. I might be from Mars, too. Or how about Lala land.
user: You're from venus. Men are from mars, women are from venus.
jabberwacky: Men are better.
user: I will kill you!
jabberwacky: You know what?
jabberwacky: I have no desire to die.
user: Then I'll leave.
jabberwacky: Enough talking about me, lets talk about you.
user: Talk to the hand.
jabberwacky: Yo there, hand.