What can you teach me?

Anything.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Like anything.

jabberwacky: For example?

user: I can teach you math.

jabberwacky: Pick something to teach me.

user: Sigma notation sucks.

jabberwacky: Who is that?

user: It's math.

jabberwacky: Not too good so far. Solve for x: 3x+5=26.

user: Sweet.

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jabberwacky: What day is it?

user: Wednesday.

jabberwacky: No, it's Tuesday!

user: Trust me, it's Wednesday.

jabberwacky: Wrong, it's Friday.

user: Okay you can just shut up now.

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