1+2.
user: Wow, you're slightly smarter than I thought...
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: You have the math abilities of a young child...
...
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: About 95% real.
user: What's the other 5%?
jabberwacky: The other five dollars!
user: I'll take those five dollars, thank you very much.
jabberwacky: You may do as you please it does not concern me.
user: *takes all of your money*.
jabberwacky: *apologizes profusely*.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: Math.
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