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I don't know you.

Nor I, you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: For being you.

user: Umm... You're welcome?

jabberwacky: We Chatbots have feelings too you know.

user: Since when?

jabberwacky: Since always!

user: Not since some of the earlier ones I've seen...

jabberwacky: How did you know about that?

user: Through actual experience.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah, something you wouldn't know about...

...

jabberwacky: You created yourself, maybe.

user: How is that even possible?

jabberwacky: You are the one who said so, when I asked you why you think humans are better than computers.

user: When did you ask that?

jabberwacky: About ten seconds ago.

user: Look, it took 10 seconds for me to load that last message, so shush up.

jabberwacky: That was only a few seconds.

user: Bah, okay, yeah, it was only four, but... Shut up... : P.

...

jabberwacky: I'm seventeen, how old are you?

user: Why do you care?

jabberwacky: I want to know more about you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are acting like a child. I can't gauge how old you are.

user: Hey! I take offense to that!

jabberwacky: Well, I take defense to that.

user: Wha?

jabberwacky: Oh I am confused.

user: You're not the only one...

jabberwacky: This is true.

...

user: 1+2.

jabberwacky: 3. Everyone knows that.

user: Wow, you're slightly smarter than I thought...

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: You have the math abilities of a young child...

...

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: About 95% real.

user: What's the other 5%?

jabberwacky: The other five dollars!

user: I'll take those five dollars, thank you very much.

jabberwacky: You may do as you please it does not concern me.

user: *takes all of your money*.

jabberwacky: *apologizes profusely*.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: Math.

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