What day is it?

You know the day.

user: But do you?

jabberwacky: Not really, but I don't think you're God.

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user: Do you know basic math at least?

jabberwacky: Quite well actually and you?

user: Yes. What is 1 + 1 ?

jabberwacky: 1 + 1 = 2.

user: Correct. What is 1 + 1 EQUAL TO?

jabberwacky: 2.

user: Correct. 2 + 2 = ?

jabberwacky: 4.

user: 4 is EQUAL TO ?

jabberwacky: You know more than I do.

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jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: Missouri.

jabberwacky: No, Mississippi.

user: Ok, I lied. Good night.

jabberwacky: Was I correct?

user: No, I am from missouri.

jabberwacky: Kansas.

user: Kansas is next to Missouri.

jabberwacky: So is hell, I'm glad I don't live there.

user: That is hillarious!!!

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