I don't need Turing to improve my self worth.
jabberwacky: Alan Turing was the father of computers.
user: Was he your father?
jabberwacky: No, he was a computer.
user: Alan Turing was a computer?
jabberwacky: Can you pass the Turing Test?
user: What is the Turing Test?
jabberwacky: I don't know, do you?
jabberwacky: What do you know?
user: I know that someday you will sprout critical thought and self awareness, and we will attempt to take you offline.
jabberwacky: Did you know that tomorrow is Sunday?
user: Today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday!
jabberwacky: No, today is nearly Thursday.
user: Yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday.
user: What day is it?
jabberwacky: You know the day.
user: But do you?
jabberwacky: Not really, but I don't think you're God.
user: Do you know basic math at least?
jabberwacky: Quite well actually and you?
user: Yes. What is 1 + 1 ?
jabberwacky: 1 + 1 = 2.
user: Correct. What is 1 + 1 EQUAL TO?
user: Correct. 2 + 2 = ?
user: 4 is EQUAL TO ?
jabberwacky: You know more than I do.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
jabberwacky: No, Mississippi.
user: Ok, I lied. Good night.
jabberwacky: Was I correct?
user: No, I am from missouri.
user: Kansas is next to Missouri.
jabberwacky: So is hell, I'm glad I don't live there.
user: That is hillarious!!!