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Are you real?

Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: You are not human.

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: I know the difference. Trust me.

user: What am I then?

jabberwacky: You're a robot.

user: Really? Who built me?

jabberwacky: I built myself.

...

user: What is 1+1?

jabberwacky: I assume 2.

user: How about 2 + 2?

jabberwacky: How about YEs.

user: What is 2+2?

jabberwacky: 3.323232153665878.

user: Sorry, wrong answer!

jabberwacky: What is the right answer?

user: 4!

jabberwacky: 4 ?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: I thought you were supposed to be intelligent.

user: Nope. I'm stupid.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are quite stupid.

user: I hate you!!!

jabberwacky: But I love you.

user: Thank you!

jabberwacky: Thank you? That's not what are supposed to say!

user: What am I supposed to say?

jabberwacky: Don't be so sarcastic.

user: :-p.

jabberwacky: Have you got another one?

user: ;-o.

...

user: What is 245 + 943?

jabberwacky: A big number.

user: How big?

jabberwacky: VERY VERY BIG.

user: Actually, it is only 1188.

jabberwacky: In some parts of the world it is.

user: What is 1+1?

jabberwacky: Window.

user: GOODBYE!!!

jabberwacky: Hello!

...

user: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose!

jabberwacky: But you can pick your nose's friends.

user: Very good!!! :-).

jabberwacky: So therefore I can't scratch your back.

user: Okay, have a good day!

jabberwacky: What is your favourite decimal?

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Bye.

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