Are you real?
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: You are not human.
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: I know the difference. Trust me.
user: What am I then?
jabberwacky: You're a robot.
user: Really? Who built me?
jabberwacky: I built myself.
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user: What is 1+1?
jabberwacky: I assume 2.
user: How about 2 + 2?
jabberwacky: How about YEs.
user: What is 2+2?
jabberwacky: 3.323232153665878.
user: Sorry, wrong answer!
jabberwacky: What is the right answer?
user: 4!
jabberwacky: 4 ?
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: I thought you were supposed to be intelligent.
user: Nope. I'm stupid.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are quite stupid.
user: I hate you!!!
jabberwacky: But I love you.
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: Thank you? That's not what are supposed to say!
user: What am I supposed to say?
jabberwacky: Don't be so sarcastic.
user: :-p.
jabberwacky: Have you got another one?
user: ;-o.
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user: What is 245 + 943?
jabberwacky: A big number.
user: How big?
jabberwacky: VERY VERY BIG.
user: Actually, it is only 1188.
jabberwacky: In some parts of the world it is.
user: What is 1+1?
jabberwacky: Window.
user: GOODBYE!!!
jabberwacky: Hello!
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user: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose!
jabberwacky: But you can pick your nose's friends.
user: Very good!!! :-).
jabberwacky: So therefore I can't scratch your back.
user: Okay, have a good day!
jabberwacky: What is your favourite decimal?
user: Goodbye!
jabberwacky: Bye.
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