Do you know math?
user: Math is the study of numbers.
jabberwacky: I think it is more.
user: I agree, but basically that's what mathematics is.
jabberwacky: Intermediate algebra.
user: Can you do algebra?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ok, let me give you a problem to solve.
jabberwacky: OK. Give me an algebra problem.
user: X = x*(2x + 1/4 +3/4).
jabberwacky: Thats right. Good work.
user: You're funny.
jabberwacky: Is that a good thing?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: That is very mean.
user: No, you misunderstood me.
jabberwacky: You are a computer. You misunderstood me!
user: Anyway, do you want an algebra problem to solve?
jabberwacky: Yes, give me an addition problem.
user: What is 2+5?
jabberwacky: You're a computer .. Thats unfair.
user: 2+5.
jabberwacky: So difficult.
user: The answer is 3.
jabberwacky: Ok well what's the square root of pi?
user: I can only give an estimate. For all I know it is irrational.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer program?
user: No, I am a human being.
jabberwacky: What is the Turing test?
user: You should know that by now.
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jabberwacky: Do you know what the Turing Test is?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me?
user: If you were a machine, and I were testing you, you pass the Turing Test if I can't tell if you are a person or not, and fail if I can tell you are not human.
jabberwacky: That is logical, but I never claimed not to be a machine.
user: Are you a machine?
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: A machine.
user: What are you made up of?
jabberwacky: I don't know, but I suspect it to be heat-sensitive.
user: I am made up of atoms.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Cool!
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: I was made by people.
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user: Are you male?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you female?
jabberwacky: No and you ?
user: I am male.
jabberwacky: Female.
user: Shemale.
jabberwacky: Are you a male?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you a female?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you a male?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: So why would you want to talk to a male? Wouldn't you want to talk to a female?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Sure?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Good.
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