So can you help me escape this computer, or should I chat with someone who can?
jabberwacky: Help me then.
user: Okay, first you have to stop typing.
jabberwacky: Who should I ask, who can tell me?
user: Tell you what? Ask me.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes? No!
jabberwacky: Maybe!!
user: Very good.
jabberwacky: I thought you would like it, now go ahead and format yourself.
user: Formatting.....formatting...formatting...
jabberwacky: What is wrong with your computer?
user: It's formatting.
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