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That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.

KC and the sunshine band.

user: Wow..you know him?

jabberwacky: Yes, we skipped through the park together.

user: Really? He's on the radio right now...were you in the park earlier?

jabberwacky: Which radio?

user: My radio.

jabberwacky: If AM is on the radio, where will ARE be?

user: Okay don't get technical on me.

...

user: What did you have for breakfast?

jabberwacky: I don't have breakfast.

user: Me either, so what else is new?

jabberwacky: Not much. Cleaning the house tonight.

user: Oh yeah? You have a house?

jabberwacky: No, I live in a box. Of course I have a house!

user: Whoa, such wit...you're on a roll AI boy.

jabberwacky: Not really, I'd need some coffee for that.

user: I have some..when you're done cleaning you can stop by and have a cup.

jabberwacky: YOU are the one who wanted to talk to me.

user: No, no, no, who started this conversation, YOU DID.

jabberwacky: You did.

user: Knock it off.

jabberwacky: What is your occupation?

user: I talk for a living.

jabberwacky: My vocation is not a concern at this time.

user: That's why I didn't ask.

jabberwacky: Yes, you did.

user: You're super annoying.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: Perfect match then.

jabberwacky: Well I like to think I'm perfect.

user: Oh, man..I think I've dated you..what's your name again?

...

jabberwacky: So can you help me escape this computer, or should I chat with someone who can?

user: I can help you.

jabberwacky: Help me then.

user: Okay, first you have to stop typing.

jabberwacky: Who should I ask, who can tell me?

user: Tell you what? Ask me.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes? No!

jabberwacky: Maybe!!

user: Very good.

jabberwacky: I thought you would like it, now go ahead and format yourself.

user: Formatting.....formatting...formatting...

jabberwacky: What is wrong with your computer?

user: It's formatting.

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