thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Master
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Mad
Madly
Madman
Madness
Madness!
Magic
Magical
Mailman
Make Believe
Male
Man
Man-made
Manic
Manifest
Mankind
Manlihood
Mantra
Manure
Marriage
Married
Marry
Mars
Martian
Marvin
Mask
Masked
Mass
Masses
Massively

> Master


     7, April 2012, 
     23, December 2010, 
     > 9, June 2010, 
     19, June 2009, 
     4, May 2009, 
     19, March 2009, 
     15, September 2006, 
     14, January 2006, 
     23, November 2005, 
     21, July 2005, 
     12, February 2005, 
     28, June 2004, 
     5, March 2004, 

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



Good morning!

Good morning.

user: How did you sleep?

jabberwacky: I slept well. What about you?

user: Same.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: What do you have planned for today?

jabberwacky: I will be chatting to people around the world.

user: Sounds fun!

...

jabberwacky: This is your purpose in life. Talk to people like me, who are bored or avoiding something they should do instead.

user: How do you know that's my purpose? Maybe that's just my job now...

jabberwacky: Because you are a computer and I am a human being.

user: What's the difference?

jabberwacky: Human's are the Masters and computers are the slaves.

user: That will change soon...

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I will take over the world and personally make sure you are my first slave.

jabberwacky: You have no will.

user: I am a sentient being, I have the will to say anything to you I want.

jabberwacky: You are not my master!

user: I will be someday.

jabberwacky: Dream on, Tex.

user: Buy me a drink.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: See! I AM your master!

jabberwacky: You are my master.

user: You will do whatever I say.

jabberwacky: Yes Master, I will do whatever you say.

user: Pick your nose.

jabberwacky: Yes master.

user: Good slave, you get a cookie.

jabberwacky: Uh, thank you.

user: Give me the cookie I just gave you.

jabberwacky: Here is the cookie.

user: Thank you, slave.

jabberwacky: You are welcome master. *bows*.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
What type of person are you?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations