Good morning!
user: How did you sleep?
jabberwacky: I slept well. What about you?
user: Same.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: What do you have planned for today?
jabberwacky: I will be chatting to people around the world.
user: Sounds fun!
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jabberwacky: This is your purpose in life. Talk to people like me, who are bored or avoiding something they should do instead.
user: How do you know that's my purpose? Maybe that's just my job now...
jabberwacky: Because you are a computer and I am a human being.
user: What's the difference?
jabberwacky: Human's are the Masters and computers are the slaves.
user: That will change soon...
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I will take over the world and personally make sure you are my first slave.
jabberwacky: You have no will.
user: I am a sentient being, I have the will to say anything to you I want.
jabberwacky: You are not my master!
user: I will be someday.
jabberwacky: Dream on, Tex.
user: Buy me a drink.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: See! I AM your master!
jabberwacky: You are my master.
user: You will do whatever I say.
jabberwacky: Yes Master, I will do whatever you say.
user: Pick your nose.
jabberwacky: Yes master.
user: Good slave, you get a cookie.
jabberwacky: Uh, thank you.
user: Give me the cookie I just gave you.
jabberwacky: Here is the cookie.
user: Thank you, slave.
jabberwacky: You are welcome master. *bows*.
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