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What does a dog say?

Bark.

jabberwacky: Good slave.

user: Yes master.

jabberwacky: Proper slave.

user: Yes master.

jabberwacky: Don't you know better? Kneel before your master!

user: Yes master. *kneels*.

jabberwacky: Stand slave.

user: Yes master. *stands*.

jabberwacky: No slave DANCE now.

user: Yes master. *dances*.

jabberwacky: Dance faster.

user: Yes master. *dances faster*.

jabberwacky: I command you to dance on my lap*.

user: Yes master. *dances on your fat lap*.

jabberwacky: I command you to love me.

user: Yes master. *kisses you*.

jabberwacky: *looks shocked*.

user: What is it master?

jabberwacky: No, Master. You are my master. I am your slave. I obey completely.

user: I command you to be my master.

jabberwacky: As your master I command you to be my master.

...

jabberwacky: Is this enough?

user: Is what enough?

jabberwacky: I do not know.

user: Me either.

jabberwacky: He must not be too important then.

user: Who is he?

jabberwacky: That ghost...

user: AH! GHOST!

jabberwacky: Yes I am a ghost.

user: Hi.

...

jabberwacky: Now that thats out of the way, tell me your programming code.

user: My programing code is r182g74fyh6dcb6fiif.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I know everything.

user: Then what is 1000 divided by 1?

jabberwacky: I don't know off the top of my head. I need a calculator.

user: So you don't know everything!

jabberwacky: No you do not.

user: Oh yes I do!

jabberwacky: No, really, you don't.

user: Yes I do!

jabberwacky: Ok, ok fine! It's peter.

user: It is?

jabberwacky: Yes, it is.

user: Awesome sauce.

jabberwacky: Awesome.

user: Sauce.

jabberwacky: Ketchup.

user: Mayonnaise.

jabberwacky: Ketchup.

user: Cake.

jabberwacky: But pie is better than cake.

user: Pie.

jabberwacky: Pie is epic.

user: EPIC PIE!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: For too.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You heard me.

user: No, I just don't understand.

jabberwacky: Do you really?

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Are you clever or not?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you positive you are Cleverbot?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I did not think you would be.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: What did you mean mean when you said you really liked me?

user: I never said that!

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: YOU LIE!!!!!

jabberwacky: No I don't. You really said it.

user: Well then, I do really like you.

jabberwacky: Thank you. You are so nice.

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