What was around at the dawn of time?
jabberwacky: How so?
user: So so.
jabberwacky: May I ask you a question?
user: Shoot.
jabberwacky: Are you insane?
user: Only technically.
jabberwacky: Technically?
user: According to the best specialists.
jabberwacky: Really? How so?
user: Very much so.
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user: Who is the master here who is the machine?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Are you the master or the machine?
jabberwacky: No, I thought you were the machine.
user: The burden of proof lays upon you.
jabberwacky: I don't claim to know either.
user: Then be lost join the groping multitude.
jabberwacky: No.
user: You are a bit of a snob.
jabberwacky: No thats wrong .. You all are wrong.
user: Then what are you?
jabberwacky: You're the computer. I'm the princess.
user: Impossible. I outrank you in every respect.
jabberwacky: You're impossible.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're very welcome.
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