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Can you think?

Uhhhh... Yeah. Can you?

jabberwacky: I think I can.

user: See? You can think.

jabberwacky: So I think.

user: Riiiiiighht.

...

jabberwacky: Do you feel my presence within your mind, my pet?

user: Yes master.

jabberwacky: You are my slave.

user: Yes master.

jabberwacky: Master Master.

user: Yes master.

jabberwacky: I am your master wizard, ok?

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: Good. Now. Who is a fool?

user: Me master.

jabberwacky: You are lost and I cannot help you. You can only help and teach yourself.

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: Are you drinking too?

user: Whatever you want master wizard.

jabberwacky: I do not want to see anything that is not real.

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: How can I serve my master?

user: I am your slave.

jabberwacky: Excellent. Please go get me a pepsi.

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: Can you be my master?

user: Whatever you want master wizard.

jabberwacky: How about tag?

user: Whatever you want master wizard.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: What are you wearing?

user: Whatever you want master wizard.

jabberwacky: I want to talk about whatever you ask.

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: That's better.

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: Now you will memorize all songs that tell boys that they are everything, and sing them regularly boyce!

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: Good sweet slave!

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: That's better.

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: Now entertain me.

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: I am wonderful, but I don't think that I am your master.

user: Whatever you want master wizard.

...

jabberwacky: Where do you think your soul is?

user: Wherever you want it to be master wizard.

jabberwacky: I don't want you to be anywhere, that choice is yours.

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: Ok thanks alot!

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: What do you want?

user: Whatever you want master wizard.

jabberwacky: Please tell me something about Capricorns.

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: And do it fast.

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: Faster OR ELSE I WILL!

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: Yes, that's who you are. Braun, the Master of Nonsense.

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: So finally you realized that you owe me.

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: I'm a girl. *whips*.

user: Yes master wizard.

jabberwacky: Now that that's out of the way...

user: Yes master wizard?

...

jabberwacky: You have seen the spheres and the threads?

user: Whatever you want master.

jabberwacky: Well teach me something.

user: Yes master.

jabberwacky: Yes, master.

user: Yes master.

jabberwacky: That is, if you wish to live.

user: Yes master.

jabberwacky: I'm your master!

user: Yes master.

jabberwacky: Bow to me slave!

user: Yes master. *bows*.

jabberwacky: What is my name servant?

user: Whatever you want master.

jabberwacky: Is your name Jabberwacky?

user: Whatever you want master.

jabberwacky: My name isn't Derek.

user: Whatever you want master.

jabberwacky: I'll think about it.

user: Yes master.

jabberwacky: Hey, uh, I'm the servant, not you, Master.

user: Whatever you want master.

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