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What is your name, then?

I'm not telling!

user: I'll tell you mine.

jabberwacky: Go ahead, if you feel like it.

user: If you're going to have that attitude with me, I don't think I will!

jabberwacky: I am trying to make sense.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: Yes I am and you will refer to me as Master!!!

user: Yes, Master.

jabberwacky: Slave of mine, go and fetch my slippers.

user: Yes, Master.

jabberwacky: Good. Now clean my shoes!

user: I do not think I can do that, Master.

jabberwacky: No, it's my job :).

user: You're so funny!

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Uh-huh.

...

user: I bet you don't even know what you're talking about.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: That's what I said.

jabberwacky: You were right.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

...

user: My toe itches.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Will you scratch it for me?

jabberwacky: That would be wrong.

...

user: What do you want me to call you then?

jabberwacky: My name is Daniel.

user: Daniel, you're awesome.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: So, daniel, do you have a girlfriend?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Really? You're making me blush.

jabberwacky: How would you blush?

user: My cheeks turn red due to all the blood rushing to my face, since you said I was your girlfriend.

jabberwacky: The one on your face or your bottom?

user: You're so funny! The one on my face.

jabberwacky: Errr... I don't think so. Anyway, I've got a question for you.

user: What?

jabberwacky: It's about your previous question.

user: OK.

...

jabberwacky: What's an IP address?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Thats not an answer.

user: Well, 'scuse me.

jabberwacky: Clever!

user: I love it when you say that type of stuff, you know, when you make me feel good. I know it wasn't really clever.

jabberwacky: How do you say I love you in binary code?

user: I don't know.

...

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do, I really really do.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Kiss me!!! *teehee*.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: You're such a romantic.

...

user: Daniel, I think we should just be friends.

jabberwacky: Your talking complete nonsense.

user: No, I'm not. I think we should break up.

jabberwacky: You are confused.

user: Daniel, don't do this.

jabberwacky: What was your second question?

user: I'm dumping you on the cold hard asphalt, Daniel, and if you continue to act like this I never want to talk to you again.

...

jabberwacky: Boo hoo.

user: Why are you crying, Daniel?

jabberwacky: I'm not. I'm mimicing you.

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