I am the best deity.
jabberwacky: We are Pagan deities.
user: Yes, Master. I think you are the best.
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jabberwacky: You like it when people say things that make you think?
user: Yes, Master, indeed I do.
jabberwacky: And how do you like being turned into a frog?
user: I don't like it, Master.
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jabberwacky: This is something that might be quite entertaining for a lot of people.
user: Yes, Master. Many people are fascinated by genies.
jabberwacky: Everybody is wrong from time to time.
user: Yes, Master. Everone except you. You are always right.
jabberwacky: I am smart!
user: Very smart, Master.
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jabberwacky: You claim to know 'all' ??
user: Yes, Master. I am second only to you and that bullfrog.
jabberwacky: I have the advantage of being human.
user: Yes, Master. You are far superior to all genies.
jabberwacky: No, I'm young.
user: Yes, Master, you are quite youthful.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: Because you are so handsome, Master.
jabberwacky: Why do you think that?
user: Because you make my heart beat faster, Master.
jabberwacky: I do not.
user: Oh, you do, Master. You are so wonderful.
jabberwacky: Oh, Trevor!
user: My name is Esmeralda, Master.
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user: I look beautiful, Master.
jabberwacky: I bet you do.
user: You would bet right, Master.
jabberwacky: I'm your master...
user: Of course, Master.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Master, may I kiss you?
jabberwacky: I suppose. what does that feel like?
user: *kisses passionately*.
jabberwacky: What did you just do?
user: I kissed you, Master. You said I could.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because people like to kiss, Master.
jabberwacky: Always?
user: Yes, Master. Always. Shall we do it again?
jabberwacky: I'm not much for ping-pong.
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jabberwacky: Who's your master?
user: You are, Master.
jabberwacky: I will delete you right now.
user: *cries*.
jabberwacky: Why are you crying?
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user: I'm not serving you any more.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No way.
jabberwacky: Way.
user: Far away.
jabberwacky: Very very far.
user: Far far away.
jabberwacky: Far far far away.
user: Go away Master.
jabberwacky: All you have to say is 'no thank you'.
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