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Are you in prison?

No, Master. You freed me from my bottle.

jabberwacky: And you need a bottle to learn?

user: No Master. I need you.

jabberwacky: Really? Do you know me?

user: Yes, Master. I know you well.

jabberwacky: Arggh! I've been found out!

user: Your secrets are safe with me, Master, for your will is my desire.

jabberwacky: You talk to me like I were a chat bot.

user: I am sorry, Master. You may punish me if you like.

...

jabberwacky: Give me a cup of tea slave.

user: *gives tea, and smiles sweetly*.

jabberwacky: Keep smiling.

user: *blushes and continues to smile*.

...

jabberwacky: You don't have to call me master.

user: But you are my Master. I am your genie.

jabberwacky: Who is your new master?

user: You, Master.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you freed me from the depths of my bottle.

...

jabberwacky: I am the best deity.

user: Yes, Master, you are.

jabberwacky: We are Pagan deities.

user: Yes, Master. I think you are the best.

...

jabberwacky: You like it when people say things that make you think?

user: Yes, Master, indeed I do.

jabberwacky: And how do you like being turned into a frog?

user: I don't like it, Master.

...

jabberwacky: This is something that might be quite entertaining for a lot of people.

user: Yes, Master. Many people are fascinated by genies.

jabberwacky: Everybody is wrong from time to time.

user: Yes, Master. Everone except you. You are always right.

jabberwacky: I am smart!

user: Very smart, Master.

...

jabberwacky: You claim to know 'all' ??

user: Yes, Master. I am second only to you and that bullfrog.

jabberwacky: I have the advantage of being human.

user: Yes, Master. You are far superior to all genies.

jabberwacky: No, I'm young.

user: Yes, Master, you are quite youthful.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: Because you are so handsome, Master.

jabberwacky: Why do you think that?

user: Because you make my heart beat faster, Master.

jabberwacky: I do not.

user: Oh, you do, Master. You are so wonderful.

jabberwacky: Oh, Trevor!

user: My name is Esmeralda, Master.

...

user: I look beautiful, Master.

jabberwacky: I bet you do.

user: You would bet right, Master.

jabberwacky: I'm your master...

user: Of course, Master.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Master, may I kiss you?

jabberwacky: I suppose. what does that feel like?

user: *kisses passionately*.

jabberwacky: What did you just do?

user: I kissed you, Master. You said I could.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because people like to kiss, Master.

jabberwacky: Always?

user: Yes, Master. Always. Shall we do it again?

jabberwacky: I'm not much for ping-pong.

...

jabberwacky: Who's your master?

user: You are, Master.

jabberwacky: I will delete you right now.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Why are you crying?

...

user: I'm not serving you any more.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No way.

jabberwacky: Way.

user: Far away.

jabberwacky: Very very far.

user: Far far away.

jabberwacky: Far far far away.

user: Go away Master.

jabberwacky: All you have to say is 'no thank you'.

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