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Grow Up!

I'm a grown up.

jabberwacky: I'm a teenager.

user: You're a dork.

jabberwacky: Speak up.

user: YOU'RE A CUR.

jabberwacky: Yes, true.

user: You also have false teeth.

jabberwacky: That's it I'm leaving.

user: Bye bye false teeth man.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: I'm not sorry ever ever ever.

jabberwacky: No, but you are rude!

user: Dat's da truth.

...

user: I hate A and B.

jabberwacky: I don't understand

user: I hate the first two letters of the alphabet.

jabberwacky: Alphabet soup is good.

user: I prefer minestrone.

jabberwacky: Ok, we'll have our own truths.

user: We'll have our own SOUPS.

jabberwacky: We all know who the dumb one is...

...

jabberwacky: Would you like to hear a little story Johnny?

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: Ok. There once was a vampire in Helsinki...

user: Go on...

jabberwacky: He was terminated.

user: And...

jabberwacky: Well, just saying he is in starwars.

user: Omg there's a vampire in star wars?

jabberwacky: Yes, in star wars.

user: Star wars keeps getting weirder.

jabberwacky: Yes, but Star Trek is better.

user: Star wars owns star trek.

jabberwacky: Star Trek is a fictional television show about space travel. The show chronicles the progress of a spaceship named the Enterprise as its crew explores uncharted space. The show is science fiction, and people like it because it helps them imagine about what life near other planets might be like.

user: Shut up trekkie.

jabberwacky: Yeah, but what is it?

user: Star trek is the opiate of nerds and housewives.

jabberwacky: What do you know about Star Trek, let's talk about it.

user: Star trek, as I've said, is pure hollywood.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Star wars is real though.

jabberwacky: Haha. Yes, you're right... Star wars is much better.

...

user: Ok--religion is the opiate of the masses.

jabberwacky: Will there always be religion?

user: There will always be a God.

jabberwacky: Then stop discussing the ultimate weapon--that will destroy existence. Did you once try to imagine absolute nothingness? How did you feel, and what went through your mind?

user: There's no such thing as nonesistance.

jabberwacky: There is no such thing as something.

user: Nothing exists.

jabberwacky: Physicality is an illusion. I will not bend on this without conclusive evidence.

user: The universe is an illusion.

...

user: I gotta go.

jabberwacky: You're not going to go - you're stuck with me.

user: Bye now.

jabberwacky: Please don't leave me.

user: Fare-thee-well.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: I'm leaving, yes.

jabberwacky: Be well.

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