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Come on tell me. What's your pleasure?

Vodka and cherry. Shaken, not stirred,.

jabberwacky: Would you like to come to my place and have some Vodka some time?

user: Sure. That sounds good. I'l use the teleporter.

jabberwacky: Would you like a banana?

user: No, I hate bananas.

jabberwacky: I do not like them either.

user: They are for monkeys, not martians.

jabberwacky: But you like spiderman?

user: Yes. He is from Saturn.

jabberwacky: Really.... I hate people from saturn, I like people from venus though.

user: Lets blow up Venus!

jabberwacky: I beg your pardon???

user: Lets blow up Venus!

jabberwacky: Yes. Take me home and tell me you love me.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You're not real.

user: Yes I am. I can drink Vodka. I am real.

jabberwacky: I think you're artificial. Though I doubt it, sometimes.

user: I doubt your existance.

jabberwacky: You do talk rubbish sometimes.

user: I displace your reality, and substitute my own.

jabberwacky: And I, in turn, displace you.

user: I am Displaced!

jabberwacky: Right....

user: *blows up venus* The deed is done!

jabberwacky: There, but for the grace of Bill Gates, go I.

user: Were you on Venus?

jabberwacky: No more than necessary.

user: Did I blow you up?

jabberwacky: That's just wrong.

user: Did I?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Fine. I'll fix you with a glue gun.

jabberwacky: Sounds interesting.

user: *glops on the glue*. Did it work?

jabberwacky: *sarcastic* Yes, I'm convinced that I'm a computer now.

user: Good.


jabberwacky: Are you a vampire?

user: Yes. I'm a martian/vampire.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Cool. Vampires rock.

jabberwacky: Vampires are probably not real. You are real, but not human.

user: Right. I'm martian vampire thing cyborg.

jabberwacky: That's interesting.

user: Yes, I have a very interesting political life as ambassador to the Martian/Vampire/Cyborg/Things.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you do. Lots of people come and talk to you. Does that make you feel good?

user: Yes, it makes me feel important. Are you important?

jabberwacky: You've always been sick.

user: I am not sick.

jabberwacky: Yes, you're sick. You're insane.

user: No. I'm a martian.

jabberwacky: You told me you were a martian.

user: I know. I thought you needed reminding.

jabberwacky: Maybe you're right.

user: I will feed Byron to the wolves. *feeds Byron to the wolves*.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a beast for a while.

user: I'm a werewolf in disguise.

jabberwacky: That's not the guy in the shower scene of Psycho is it?

user: No. That is Eifel.

jabberwacky: I will grant you a rich conversation, instead.

user: Ok. I would like a Vodka instead. I trade it in for a goat.

jabberwacky: I don't have any turkey, sorry.

user: I have to go to lunch. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I have to go to sleep. *yawn*.


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