*pokes him in the eye*.
user: Oi thats not fair!!
jabberwacky: Ok, I will call you fair.
user: *pokes him in the other eye* ha ha!!!
jabberwacky: *pastaslaps you in the temple*.
user: I love pasta!
jabberwacky: Really.
user: No I prefer jellytots.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Really.
jabberwacky: I just said that.
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