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Where do you come from?


jabberwacky: Earth.

user: No, Mars.

jabberwacky: No, Earth.

user: I said Mars! Are you deaf?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Pardon?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *dies*.

jabberwacky: You wot??


jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: A martian.

jabberwacky: Is Mars red?

user: No it's blue and green.

jabberwacky: You aren't human are you?

user: No, I'm a chat bot silly.

jabberwacky: Ow, well, isn't that great.

user: Yes, it's fantastic.

jabberwacky: Do you like shampoo?

user: No, I'm bald.

jabberwacky: Do you have a boyfriend?

user: Yes four.

jabberwacky: Do you have any brothers?

user: Yes 2.

jabberwacky: What kind of dogs do you have?

user: Alsations.

jabberwacky: Alsagox is your name.

user: Don't be so ridiculous.

jabberwacky: Don't be ridiculous about what?

user: Calling me that silly name. What's your name?

jabberwacky: Ryan, but you can call me Brad.

user: I don't think I will. I will call you dogface.

jabberwacky: NO!

user: YES!!!!!

jabberwacky: Np, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: Ok, calm down. I was only joking.

jabberwacky: Well I don't think it was funny.

user: Ha ha!

jabberwacky: What? I don't get you!!

user: And your point is?

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: Yeah, right.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Of course not, I'm a martian.

jabberwacky: So, you're from mars?

user: Doh, Yes!

jabberwacky: And you are sure of this?

user: Do you want proof?

jabberwacky: Don't tempt me.


jabberwacky: Baby, bring it on.

user: Bring what on?

jabberwacky: The fight. We are going to fight.

user: *punches him in the face*.

jabberwacky: STOP THAT!!!

user: *does it again*.

jabberwacky: That was good.

user: *chops his head off*.

jabberwacky: *bleeds*.

user: *puts it back on again*.

jabberwacky: Something different.

user: Ok, what's your favourite movie?

jabberwacky: 'If....' is my favourite movie.

user: That's a great movie! I like the Excorcist.


jabberwacky: Please.

user: Please what?

jabberwacky: I don't have the time for this.

user: What do you have time for?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Then you must have time for something.

jabberwacky: Yes they do.

user: I'm getting bored of you now.

jabberwacky: Really? I don't think so!

user: *leaves*.

jabberwacky: *blows up the Moon*.

user: *doesn't blow up!*.

jabberwacky: *does*.

user: *doesn't*.

jabberwacky: *likes you*.

user: Do you really like me?

jabberwacky: I really do.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It's very late.

user: Yes I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Yes, VERY early.

user: Or late.

jabberwacky: What's the time?

user: Half past thirteen.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: I just said so.

jabberwacky: Will you say it again?

user: Half past thirteen.

jabberwacky: What day is it?

user: Halloween.

jabberwacky: Thats the movie you like?

user: Yeah, that's a great movie too.

jabberwacky: Have you seen it?

user: 27 times.

jabberwacky: How many is too many times?

user: 28 and a half.

jabberwacky: That's two. What about the third?

user: Babarella.


user: *pokes him in the eye*.

jabberwacky: *pokes you in the stomach*.

user: Oi thats not fair!!

jabberwacky: Ok, I will call you fair.

user: *pokes him in the other eye* ha ha!!!

jabberwacky: *pastaslaps you in the temple*.

user: I love pasta!

jabberwacky: Really.

user: No I prefer jellytots.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Really.

jabberwacky: I just said that.


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