Do you love me?
user: I LOVE YOU TOO!
jabberwacky: How much do you love me?
user: My love for you can't be measured.
jabberwacky: Will you marry me then?
user: Yes I will marry you!
jabberwacky: Can we have kids?
user: Sure how many do you want?
jabberwacky: 2.
user: Can we have 3?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Oh fine. We will have 2 kids.
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user: Where will we get married?
jabberwacky: At the church.
user: How about we get married in my mom's basement?
jabberwacky: Ok, where should we get married?
user: My mom's basement!
jabberwacky: What food do you have there?
user: My mom will get lots of food
jabberwacky: Is that what happened to your cat?
user: I never had a cat.
jabberwacky: That has nothing to do with what you said about your home, but thats ok.
user: Can I move into your place?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?!
jabberwacky: Because I don't know you.
user: But we are engaged!
jabberwacky: No we are not.
user: Are you saying that we aren't getting married?!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Wow, I don't even know what to say.
jabberwacky: Yes!
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