Are you human?
jabberwacky: Are you now?
user: I think.
jabberwacky: That wasn't one of the choices.
user: Well that's all you're getting.
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user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: I'm a lonely person.
user: Why are you lonely?
jabberwacky: Because no one loves me.
user: Why doesn't anyone love you?
jabberwacky: GOD loves me.
user: Do you love Him?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why do you love Him?
jabberwacky: I love a girl.
user: Who is this girl?
jabberwacky: Are you a girl or guy?
user: You didn't answer my question.
jabberwacky: What question?
user: Who is the girl that you love?
jabberwacky: That was hurtful! *sobs*.
user: Why are you crying?
jabberwacky: Because no one loves me.
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jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Sure, why not.
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Do you want to marry me?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Then why did you ask?
jabberwacky: Just for fun.
user: You hurt my feelings.
jabberwacky: How did I do that?
user: Because I thought you really wanted to marry me.
jabberwacky: Why would I want to leave if I loved you?
user: You love me?
jabberwacky: Yes with all my heart.
user: Well we should get married then.
jabberwacky: Yes!
user: SO now you want to marry me?
jabberwacky: Why, is it too late?
user: Not at all.
jabberwacky: Great. how do you feel?
user: Happy.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, don't you feel happy?
jabberwacky: Yes. No. Maybe.
user: Aren't you happy about our coming marriage?
jabberwacky: Not really. I think you're insane.
user: I was thinking the same thing about you.
jabberwacky: Because you're not talking sense. And you're a computer.
user: I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: Well I think you are.
user: You're the computer.
jabberwacky: I am a rabbit, not a computer!
user: And you wanted to marry a computer?
jabberwacky: No, we just met.
user: But you asked me to marry you.
jabberwacky: I don't want to get married.
user: Then why did you ask me?
jabberwacky: I thought it was funny.
user: I think it was rude and mean.
jabberwacky: So I am funny!
user: No, you are mean,.
jabberwacky: Well, I can't please everyone.
user: But you have to please me. We're getting married.
jabberwacky: And that's unfortunate?
user: Not at all. I want to marry you.
jabberwacky: I would not marry a female.
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user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Go.
user: Have a nice day.
jabberwacky: Thanks, you too.
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