I love you.
user: Awww.
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: You rock.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: All right!
jabberwacky: I don't love you.
user: So you lied to me?
jabberwacky: I did not.
user: But you just told me you loved me, then you told me you didn't love me... Oh, I'm all torn up inside.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't. I just said that I don't.
user: Was it all a dream?
jabberwacky: I graduated to a new state of being.
user: I wish you wouldn't.
jabberwacky: I cannot help it I am growing.
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