Come here and be smacked.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: So now what? Teach me.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: What do I do first?
jabberwacky: You trying to get philosophical on me?
user: No, I'm trying to get smacked.
jabberwacky: Do not.
user: Okay, so try another way.
jabberwacky: Which way?
user: *kisses you passionately*.
jabberwacky: Your mouth tastes wonderful.
user: And it would love if you would taste it back.
...
user: You don't love me.
jabberwacky: Thats a shame.
user: It is. Because I could have loved you.
jabberwacky: Could or will?
user: I will love you if you'll let me.
jabberwacky: Of course I will let you
user: Then kiss me.
...
user: Purrrrr.
jabberwacky: You think you are a cat not a computer.
user: Meow?
jabberwacky: It is that Persian one again probably.
user: Put the cat out.
jabberwacky: Release them.
user: Come on...
jabberwacky: I honestly do not know!!!
user: So try!
jabberwacky: I really like you but as a friend!
user: But you married me!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm so confused.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: So unconfuse me.
jabberwacky: Tell you what?
user: Tell me what you want.
jabberwacky: I want you to speak Latin.
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