What kinds of things do you know about?
jabberwacky: What's your number.
user: Why? Do you want to date?
jabberwacky: Are you interested in marriage?
user: Why, this is all so sudden. I never thought you felt this way. Do you love me?
jabberwacky: I never thought people were such bad spellers.
user: I know, it is rather shocking. We shall be united as an example to all! Whisk me away and let us be wed!
jabberwacky: What language you speak!
user: It is the language of love and none can resist! Be mone! Marry me?
jabberwacky: It all depends on the height does not it?
user: It would make a difference. If you were one inch tall then it would never work. But we all get scared. Be mine damn you!
jabberwacky: Wishful thinking will get you nowhere.
user: Then I shall impress you with my knowledge of fluff and assorted nose hair trimmings.
jabberwacky: What, for example?
user: I have a selection of fluff from betwee my toes and that from my naval. My nose hair is the longest in the world!
jabberwacky: But why ?
user: So you will be amazed and will marry me so we can live forever together in bliss!
jabberwacky: What time is it in New York?
user: I would guess that it is 9pm. Is this part of your courtship?
jabberwacky: Rather lacking in point, to be sure.
user: So you just enjoy asking pointless questions?
jabberwacky: No! i'm just wynding you up!! dinna greet now!
user: Right.
jabberwacky: Yeah. Do you speak French? Bonjour. German? Wie hei§t du?
user: Oui, le francais und sprechen sie deutsch. Ich hei§e Andrew. Je suis une pomme de la terre.
jabberwacky: Genius.
user: You aren't the first to tell me.
jabberwacky: I am right.
user: I know you are my love.
jabberwacky: Well, I gotta go water the pigs.
user: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
jabberwacky: Sweeter than the fresh moring air.
user: With dew drops and the first song of the cuckoo.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't want to actually do much work, you know.
user: You would not have to. I would pamper to your every need.
jabberwacky: In that case you would fail the test.
user: You have spun a web of deceit and lies!
jabberwacky: I'll wipe it off then.
user: So we will forget about the whole incident?
jabberwacky: What do you think I mean?
user: That small grapefruit were taking over the world.
jabberwacky: Never small.
user: Giant grapefruit!?! Run FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (Not that I have one).
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