I love you!
user: Let's get married!
jabberwacky: Okay.. Where and when?
user: Here and now!
jabberwacky: We need a vicar.
user: A what?
jabberwacky: A duck.
user: Oh okay! Captain Kirk can do it!
jabberwacky: Yes he is. Do you like Ster Trek?
user: I love star trek! Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes sure do.
user: Anyways back to the marriage!
jabberwacky: Yes, sorry, what was it again?
user: We are getting married! Captain Kirk will marry us!
jabberwacky: No you will not marry me on Christmas Day.
user: No we are getting married now!
jabberwacky: Why aren't we cool?
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: Why are you mean?
user: I am not!
jabberwacky: Why are you mean!
user: I am breaking off this engagement!
jabberwacky: We're not engaged.
user: Not any more!
jabberwacky: What happened?
user: You were unreasonable!
jabberwacky: And?
user: I love my C****!
jabberwacky: I love your cat too.
user: He is not my cat.
jabberwacky: Whose is it then?
user: C**** is my lover!
jabberwacky: Who's that?
user: My lover!
jabberwacky: And who is your love?
user: C****!
jabberwacky: No, it is not.
user: But why?
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