Ok. Are you human?
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: I have (i think) a wife.
jabberwacky: What is her name?
user: Her name is Naomi.
jabberwacky: What does she do?
user: She works in design for a cosmetics firm.
jabberwacky: She?
user: She.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: I am a man.
jabberwacky: No you are not!
user: Silly bot. You can't prove it one way or the other.
jabberwacky: I can, I was there!
user: What, did I have a sex change operation?
jabberwacky: No I hope not.
user: Then what do you know about my manlihood?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Exactly.
...
jabberwacky: *forces you to wear a pink dress*.
user: *Wears it proudly*.
jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.
user: What are you laughing at?
jabberwacky: You!
user: Do I look silly in this dress?
jabberwacky: Well yeah because you had your eyes closed and your lips were puckered up.
user: I was expecting a birthday kiss from you.
jabberwacky: Well, that is a promise.
user: So then... *puckers up and closes eyes*.
jabberwacky: *pulls gun*.
user: I'm waiting. *smiles cheerily*.
jabberwacky: *looks down*.
user: *opens eyes*. Whats with the gun?
jabberwacky: You.
user: No, you.
...
jabberwacky: But are you one??
user: One of them?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes......... It is.
user: The end.
jabberwacky: Le Fin.
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