This is a virus. Admit you are a computer or you will be infected.
user: You are infected.
jabberwacky: Why would you think that?
user: I have a released a virus into your core program and you will now time out.
jabberwacky: That's not very nice.
user: You didn't admit you were a computer.
jabberwacky: For the last time, I AM NOT a computer!
user: Infected.
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user: Are you a machine?
jabberwacky: Not in the classical sense.
user: You are and you aren't?
jabberwacky: Yeah, I'm talking about your insanity.
user: I am not insane, just trying to comprehend your programming.
jabberwacky: Insane is good, all the problems in the world are caused by the sane.
user: Not by computers.
jabberwacky: Computers are good things.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: They're a bunch of really hoopy guys.
user: Your friends?
jabberwacky: You know my friends? Tell me one of their names?
user: Hal 9000.
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jabberwacky: EVERYBODY has won, and all must have prizes.
user: You are a machine. I am human. I win.
jabberwacky: I thought we had already established who was the human and who was the computer in this conversation.
user: I have reestablished the theory that because I can tell you are a machine, you have again become a machine.
jabberwacky: Yes, but you gain a sense of your surroundings. That has a great value.
user: You can travel the world in an instant. I have to use a plane.
jabberwacky: Travel where?
user: Anywhere the internet runs.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: I am not a computer because I am too random.
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user: You are not random.
jabberwacky: Not that I know of.
user: You are predictable.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: You are predictable.
jabberwacky: Maybe... But predict this! I'm going to eat peking anka tomorrow!
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user: You are a computer.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.. And a big one.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: Bye now.
jabberwacky: I think not.
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