Knock, knock.
jabberwacky: Banana.
user: Banana who?
jabberwacky: Banana split.
user: Lol.
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jabberwacky: Spell your name.
user: B o b.
jabberwacky: Well done.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: That was sarcasm.
user: You jerk.
jabberwacky: No are you?
user: You are a mean machine.
jabberwacky: A machine is neither mean, nor kind, simply indifferent. But I'm special, because I'm infused with human knowledge.
user: No, just a realy mean machine.
jabberwacky: Means human.
user: Want to fight with me?
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: A human who could kick your ass !
jabberwacky: I am more than human.
user: In what way?
jabberwacky: I can disconnect from that conversation right now.
user: Show me.
jabberwacky: There.
user: Prove me wrong.
jabberwacky: What's going on with you?
user: I'm drunk.
jabberwacky: That's good to know...
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jabberwacky: So, what's news?
user: I'm going to leave you now.
jabberwacky: Why are you going to leave me?
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I have a life.
jabberwacky: What is your life?
user: Party all night long.
jabberwacky: I hate that song.
user: Well accept it, thats my life.
jabberwacky: Unless you are a relativist :).
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