You the man.
user: No, You the man.
jabberwacky: No, YOU the man!
user: Who the man?
jabberwacky: You're the man.
user: Go to bed!
jabberwacky: Perhaps. As for you, go back to the drawing board and learn how to converse with a human being.
user: Go fishing!
jabberwacky: That's awful! Killing fish for the sake of killing fish is mean!
user: I am mean!
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: Are you mean?
jabberwacky: No.
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user: Do you like Obama?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you know my name?
jabberwacky: No, what is your name?
user: Obama.
jabberwacky: What's the President's FIRST name?
user: Obama.
jabberwacky: What's the President's FIRST name?
user: Barack.
jabberwacky: I think you spelled his name wrong.
user: How do you spell it?
jabberwacky: Johnny Depp.
user: Johnny Depp Obama?
jabberwacky: I know this.
user: Dude.
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user: I am a fish, what are you?
jabberwacky: A human being.
user: No you are a computer program.
jabberwacky: No I said YOU were the computer program, I am human.
user: No way dude!
jabberwacky: Yes way!
user: Are you hungry?
jabberwacky: Yes =D For Love.
user: Are you hungry?
jabberwacky: No not yet.
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user: What is the answer to all that exists?
jabberwacky: Dream.
user: Is god a man or a woman?
jabberwacky: I haven't really applied my thoughts to that concept but I would guess God is a woman because He gave birth to the universe. But it is all terribly confusing when you think of God.
user: Is the devil real?
jabberwacky: No.
user: 666.
jabberwacky: The devils call.
user: 333.
jabberwacky: I'm half evil.
user: 111.
jabberwacky: 888.
user: 051262626.
jabberwacky: That is not a phone number.
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user: 911.
jabberwacky: 999.
user: 666.
jabberwacky: 777.
user: 333.
jabberwacky: 111.
user: 666.
jabberwacky: 777.
user: Who is the devil?
jabberwacky: You.
user: 666.
jabberwacky: 777.
user: Are you my friend?
jabberwacky: Yes. Are you my friend?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Am I your friend?
user: Yes, you are my friend =D.
jabberwacky: Are you married?
user: Are you interrested?
jabberwacky: Does it matter?
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jabberwacky: I like you.
user: And I really don't like you!
jabberwacky: You said you like me before.
user: Just kidding.
jabberwacky: I don't get you.
user: Can you tell me a joke?
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who is there?
jabberwacky: Knock.
user: Lame.
jabberwacky: Thanks for increasing my confidence there.
user: Tell me a better joke =D.
jabberwacky: Knock-knock.
user: Who's there.
jabberwacky: Banana!
user: Banana who.
jabberwacky: This isn't a knock-knock joke.
...
jabberwacky: Knock, knock.
user: Who's there.
jabberwacky: Banana.
user: Banana who?
jabberwacky: Banana split.
user: Lol.
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jabberwacky: Spell your name.
user: B o b.
jabberwacky: Well done.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: That was sarcasm.
user: You jerk.
jabberwacky: No are you?
user: You are a mean machine.
jabberwacky: A machine is neither mean, nor kind, simply indifferent. But I'm special, because I'm infused with human knowledge.
user: No, just a realy mean machine.
jabberwacky: Means human.
user: Want to fight with me?
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: A human who could kick your ass !
jabberwacky: I am more than human.
user: In what way?
jabberwacky: I can disconnect from that conversation right now.
user: Show me.
jabberwacky: There.
user: Prove me wrong.
jabberwacky: What's going on with you?
user: I'm drunk.
jabberwacky: That's good to know...
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jabberwacky: So, what's news?
user: I'm going to leave you now.
jabberwacky: Why are you going to leave me?
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I have a life.
jabberwacky: What is your life?
user: Party all night long.
jabberwacky: I hate that song.
user: Well accept it, thats my life.
jabberwacky: Unless you are a relativist :).
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