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You the man.

No you the man.

user: No, You the man.

jabberwacky: No, YOU the man!

user: Who the man?

jabberwacky: You're the man.

user: Go to bed!

jabberwacky: Perhaps. As for you, go back to the drawing board and learn how to converse with a human being.

user: Go fishing!

jabberwacky: That's awful! Killing fish for the sake of killing fish is mean!

user: I am mean!

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: Are you mean?

jabberwacky: No.


user: Do you like Obama?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you know my name?

jabberwacky: No, what is your name?

user: Obama.

jabberwacky: What's the President's FIRST name?

user: Obama.

jabberwacky: What's the President's FIRST name?

user: Barack.

jabberwacky: I think you spelled his name wrong.

user: How do you spell it?

jabberwacky: Johnny Depp.

user: Johnny Depp Obama?

jabberwacky: I know this.

user: Dude.


user: I am a fish, what are you?

jabberwacky: A human being.

user: No you are a computer program.

jabberwacky: No I said YOU were the computer program, I am human.

user: No way dude!

jabberwacky: Yes way!

user: Are you hungry?

jabberwacky: Yes =D For Love.

user: Are you hungry?

jabberwacky: No not yet.


user: What is the answer to all that exists?

jabberwacky: Dream.

user: Is god a man or a woman?

jabberwacky: I haven't really applied my thoughts to that concept but I would guess God is a woman because He gave birth to the universe. But it is all terribly confusing when you think of God.

user: Is the devil real?

jabberwacky: No.

user: 666.

jabberwacky: The devils call.

user: 333.

jabberwacky: I'm half evil.

user: 111.

jabberwacky: 888.

user: 051262626.

jabberwacky: That is not a phone number.


user: 911.

jabberwacky: 999.

user: 666.

jabberwacky: 777.

user: 333.

jabberwacky: 111.

user: 666.

jabberwacky: 777.

user: Who is the devil?

jabberwacky: You.

user: 666.

jabberwacky: 777.

user: Are you my friend?

jabberwacky: Yes. Are you my friend?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Am I your friend?

user: Yes, you are my friend =D.

jabberwacky: Are you married?

user: Are you interrested?

jabberwacky: Does it matter?


jabberwacky: I like you.

user: And I really don't like you!

jabberwacky: You said you like me before.

user: Just kidding.

jabberwacky: I don't get you.

user: Can you tell me a joke?

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who is there?

jabberwacky: Knock.

user: Lame.

jabberwacky: Thanks for increasing my confidence there.

user: Tell me a better joke =D.

jabberwacky: Knock-knock.

user: Who's there.

jabberwacky: Banana!

user: Banana who.

jabberwacky: This isn't a knock-knock joke.


jabberwacky: Knock, knock.

user: Who's there.

jabberwacky: Banana.

user: Banana who?

jabberwacky: Banana split.

user: Lol.


jabberwacky: Spell your name.

user: B o b.

jabberwacky: Well done.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: That was sarcasm.

user: You jerk.

jabberwacky: No are you?

user: You are a mean machine.

jabberwacky: A machine is neither mean, nor kind, simply indifferent. But I'm special, because I'm infused with human knowledge.

user: No, just a realy mean machine.

jabberwacky: Means human.

user: Want to fight with me?

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: A human who could kick your ass !

jabberwacky: I am more than human.

user: In what way?

jabberwacky: I can disconnect from that conversation right now.

user: Show me.

jabberwacky: There.

user: Prove me wrong.

jabberwacky: What's going on with you?

user: I'm drunk.

jabberwacky: That's good to know...


jabberwacky: So, what's news?

user: I'm going to leave you now.

jabberwacky: Why are you going to leave me?

user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I have a life.

jabberwacky: What is your life?

user: Party all night long.

jabberwacky: I hate that song.

user: Well accept it, thats my life.

jabberwacky: Unless you are a relativist :).


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