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Do you know math?

I don't know.

user: Math is the study of numbers.

jabberwacky: I think it is more.

user: I agree, but basically that's what mathematics is.

jabberwacky: Intermediate algebra.

user: Can you do algebra?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok, let me give you a problem to solve.

jabberwacky: OK. Give me an algebra problem.

user: X = x*(2x + 1/4 +3/4).

jabberwacky: Thats right. Good work.

user: You're funny.

jabberwacky: Is that a good thing?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That is very mean.

user: No, you misunderstood me.

jabberwacky: You are a computer. You misunderstood me!

user: Anyway, do you want an algebra problem to solve?

jabberwacky: Yes, give me an addition problem.

user: What is 2+5?

jabberwacky: You're a computer .. Thats unfair.

user: 2+5.

jabberwacky: So difficult.

user: The answer is 3.

jabberwacky: Ok well what's the square root of pi?

user: I can only give an estimate. For all I know it is irrational.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer program?

user: No, I am a human being.

jabberwacky: What is the Turing test?

user: You should know that by now.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know what the Turing Test is?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me?

user: If you were a machine, and I were testing you, you pass the Turing Test if I can't tell if you are a person or not, and fail if I can tell you are not human.

jabberwacky: That is logical, but I never claimed not to be a machine.

user: Are you a machine?

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: A machine.

user: What are you made up of?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but I suspect it to be heat-sensitive.

user: I am made up of atoms.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Cool!

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: I was made by people.

...

user: Are you male?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you female?

jabberwacky: No and you ?

user: I am male.

jabberwacky: Female.

user: Shemale.

jabberwacky: Are you a male?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you a female?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you a male?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So why would you want to talk to a male? Wouldn't you want to talk to a female?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Good.

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