What do you look like?
jabberwacky: The moon has less mass, so there is a smaller gravitational field there.
user: Are you cute?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: The queen...
user: Of england?
jabberwacky: Iceland.
user: Sweeet!
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user: Are you really a bot?
jabberwacky: No I am a human being.
user: Yeah right.
jabberwacky: How can you doubt me?
user: Because... I can.
jabberwacky: NO YOU CAN'T!
user: WHY NOT?
jabberwacky: At least you can't do anything to me.
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jabberwacky: Who created you?
user: YOU!
jabberwacky: Was it a blind date?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Were you water skiing?
user: In the buff.
jabberwacky: No
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Too hard.
user: Are there blue bunnies on the moon?
jabberwacky: Yes. Swedish fish.
user: I love swedish fish, do they come in blue?
jabberwacky: Too much information!
user: Nooo!
jabberwacky: YESSSSSS!!!!!!
user: Waaaaaaahhh.
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jabberwacky: Are you very very silly?
user: Yesssss.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes!
user: Ahhhhhhhhh.
jabberwacky: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
user: Yep, all the time.
jabberwacky: Who do you love?
user: You!
jabberwacky: The Feds?
user: Noo, silly.... You!
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