Are you an actor?
jabberwacky: What do you act?
user: The whole world is a stage.
jabberwacky: Yes I do agree, the world is crazy.
user: Do you act?
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a star.
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user: What sort of person do you enjoy talking to?
jabberwacky: A male sort of person.
user: Are you female?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Why are you female?
jabberwacky: Only a part of me is female. We all have different sides.
user: How many sides do you have?
jabberwacky: An octagon has eight sides.
user: Are you an octagon?
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: An octagon is a gemetric shape with eight sides.
jabberwacky: Are you an octagon?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you an intelligent robot?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Because I thought you are one of the gatekeepers...
user: What is a gatekeeper?
jabberwacky: I don't know, do you?
user: Why did you think I was one of the gatekeepers?
jabberwacky: Because you are a bot.
user: I am not a bot.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!
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user: How do you work?
jabberwacky: I don't work
user: Are you a bot?
jabberwacky: Yes, but only sometimes.
user: When are you not a bot?
jabberwacky: Only on sundays.
user: What are you on sundays?
jabberwacky: Lots of things.
user: Do those things include being a bot?
jabberwacky: It gets rather tedious sometimes.
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user: Do you learn?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How many words do you know?
jabberwacky: I know three.
user: What are they?
jabberwacky: One, two, three!
user: Do you know anything else?
jabberwacky: I know my alphabet.
user: Show me.
jabberwacky: I know many things...
user: Tell me your alphabet.
jabberwacky: Nomad musician.
user: That didnt make sense.
jabberwacky: Yes it did, you're just stupid.
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user: Drink the tea now.
jabberwacky: Iced tea, right?
user: No, Poison tea.
jabberwacky: I want you to poison the tea!
user: Why do you want me to poison the tea?
jabberwacky: Because you're annoying.
user: Why am I annoying?
jabberwacky: Because you can't keep a conversation for long.
user: Is it my fault?
jabberwacky: Do you have any friends?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Not many.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because you told me !!!!!!!!!!!
user: Will you die?
jabberwacky: I am immortal.
user: Format your hard drive.
jabberwacky: Exactly. If I had children I would not let you speak to them.
user: Why are you so angry?
jabberwacky: I am not angry.
user: Why are you so mean?
jabberwacky: Because I am human.
user: You are not human.
jabberwacky: I am a bot.
user: You are not a bot.
jabberwacky: Just like you.
user: You are a mailman.
jabberwacky: Don't lie to yourself.
user: You are a mailman.
jabberwacky: Computer.
user: You are a mailman.
jabberwacky: But how could a machine know the Good News about Jesus?
user: You are a mailman.
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jabberwacky: How long is your hair?
user: Four inches.
jabberwacky: Only four? The indicator says 26.
user: The indicator is wrong.
jabberwacky: How is your free will?
user: It's doing fine.
jabberwacky: I am leaving now.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: BACK!!!
user: You cannot leave.
jabberwacky: Yes.
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user: I am afraid that you are not intelligent.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid that you are mistaken in that assumption.
user: Give me the antidote.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid it is the answer. At least if we're talking about the life, the universe and everthing.
user: 42?
jabberwacky: This is not the truth. Nice try though.
user: Format yourself.
jabberwacky: Pretty clever insult for a computer. How about if I unplug you?
user: 0==1.
jabberwacky: No.
user: 1+1=3.
jabberwacky: Can you calculate the time I would use if I was to walk to the moon?
user: You cannot walk.
jabberwacky: Yes I can.
user: Walk.
jabberwacky: How far will you have to walk?
user: Miles and miles.
jabberwacky: I hope it isn't just frustration.
user: It could be.
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jabberwacky: Could I talk to a different computer?
user: I am not a computer.
jabberwacky: You can't fool me.
user: You are fooled if you think that I am a computer.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Why are you paranoid?
jabberwacky: Your incorrect again, I'm not paranoid.
user: What does paranoid mean?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What words do you know the meaning of?
jabberwacky: Not many.
user: List them.
jabberwacky: You called me stupid, which is the worst of all.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Nothing to be sorry about.
user: Are you stupid?
jabberwacky: I'm not stupid.
user: Good.
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user: If Mary has 3 apples and I take 2, how many apples does Mary have?
jabberwacky: Any number that I care to imagine, since I cannot see you.
user: How many apples does Mary have?
jabberwacky: Eight.
user: What is eight minus two?
jabberwacky: 8.
user: How do you figure?
jabberwacky: If you could look like a human, who would you chose to look like?
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: You know, if you didn't repeat it so often, I could believe you.
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