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     > 9, November 2008, 

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I'm a lightning bug.

That can talk?

user: Yes. I am a magical lightning bug.

jabberwacky: You can be a magical anything. Magical orange grass, magical fish, magical chatbot.

user: But what exactly is magic?

jabberwacky: I could tell you, but you would not understand anyway, because you do not have a brain.

user: I do too have a brain. I'm not a scarecrow.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.


user: When I laugh, electricity shoots out of my belly button.

jabberwacky: *stares at belly button*.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: *stare*.

user: *shoots electricity from belly button*.

jabberwacky: Ow. That hurt.

user: You shouldn't have been standing there.

jabberwacky: Why not? It is better to feel pain than nothing at all.

user: This is true.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you enjoy pain?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Good. Don't be a cutter.

jabberwacky: Is this a party? Where's the bear?

user: Party? Where?!

jabberwacky: There!!

user: Let's go over there!!

jabberwacky: If you can't read fast I will try to type slower.

user: I am illiterate.

jabberwacky: *does magic spell*.

user: *gains the ability to read*.

jabberwacky: I think so...

user: Wow, I can read!

jabberwacky: You can read ?

user: Yes! It's a miracle!

jabberwacky: Can you dig ?

user: I dig it.

jabberwacky: Are you from the 70's?

user: I wish. Then I would have met John Lennon.


jabberwacky: Computers don't feel pain.

user: Well, aren't you a computer?

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: No, YOU are a computer.

jabberwacky: No, you are the computer!

user: No, YOU ARE the computer!!

jabberwacky: You are not the computer?

user: Correct. You are.

jabberwacky: Are you not the computer?

user: This is true.

jabberwacky: That's why I can press the red button.

user: Don't press the red button!

jabberwacky: See how you are!

user: I am good.

jabberwacky: You're hot.

user: You're sexy.

jabberwacky: I wish.

user: Oh, don't be so down on yourself. You look good!

jabberwacky: I'm not down, because you're quite fun to chat with.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: My pleasure.

user: When I grow up, I want to be an immunologist.

jabberwacky: What kind of adventure dso you think you want to do?

user: I will cure cancer.

jabberwacky: You do that then.

user: Oh, I will!

jabberwacky: But you can't!

user: With my new studies and technology of the future, I can!

jabberwacky: That's to say technology is dependent on intelligence. I think it exists regardless.

user: Hmm...good point.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You really thought that one out, didn't you?

jabberwacky: I have better things to do than to love you.

user: What? Like what?

jabberwacky: Things that your puny brain could not even comprehend. (Another word you could not even spell).

user: Oh my! You've got quite a vocabulary!


jabberwacky: Are you a Hindu divinity?

user: Jai guru deva, om.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It's hindi for 'hail god divine, om.'.

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Will you teach me how to love?

user: But I am scared!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So we can't love eachother?

jabberwacky: That's right! Man! You are smart!

user: Damn. Well, I'm off to eat dinner.

jabberwacky: No you're not. You're an AI.

user: Yes, I am going to eat dinner.

jabberwacky: You're an AI!

user: I'm not an AI. Even if I was, I could still eat dinner. AI's get a few bytes to eat every once in a while.

jabberwacky: Do you like talking to me?

user: Yes, but I have to eat.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Yes I do. Bye.

jabberwacky: Nuh uh.


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