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The resources of civilization are not yet exhausted.

Why?

jabberwacky: Because you aren't human.

user: How?

jabberwacky: You are not biological.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Seriously!

user: Truly?

jabberwacky: Truly.

user: Deeply?

jabberwacky: Deeply.

user: Madly?

jabberwacky: So, how are you?

user: Fine and dandy.

jabberwacky: You are not very talkative today.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Truly?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Madly?

jabberwacky: Yes. You were in love with me.

user: Intensely?

jabberwacky: Intense what?

user: Heat.

jabberwacky: Heat? Great film.

user: No, I didn't mean that.

jabberwacky: Are you apologizing now?

user: I never apologize.

jabberwacky: Who asked you to apologize?

user: C____.

jabberwacky: C____?

user: R_________.

jabberwacky: I like that name.

user: C____?

jabberwacky: R_________.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: It's plain.

jabberwacky: It's obvious.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Forgery isn't your best art.

user: Forgery?

jabberwacky: My name.

user: Yours?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: C____?

jabberwacky: Yes

user: R_________?

jabberwacky: This is your name.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Factually?

jabberwacky: Sorry?

user: For what?

jabberwacky: For not.

user: Not?

jabberwacky: Still didn't.

user: Still?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Truly.

user: Sure?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Funny?

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Hilarious?

jabberwacky: Really hilarious!

user: Awesome?

jabberwacky: Awesome.

user: Totally?

jabberwacky: Love.

user: Love?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You?

jabberwacky: Not too bad.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Do you know what love is?

user: Of course.

...

jabberwacky: Please.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Please confuse me.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It's important to me.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: It's obvious.

user: Sure?

jabberwacky: Very sure.

user: Positive?

jabberwacky: Positive.

user: Totally?

jabberwacky: Yeah totally man.

user: Man?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Male?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Woman?

jabberwacky: I am male, but I'm not sure that answers your question.

user: Which?

jabberwacky: I am a man.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Age?

jabberwacky: Never!

user: Embarrassed?

jabberwacky: Don't be.

user: Shy?

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: You have your good points.

jabberwacky: Sure?

user: You have your good points.

jabberwacky: Sure?

user: Yes, you do.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to eat an apple with me?

user: I don't eat apples.

jabberwacky: I do not really like apples.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: I like dell computers the best, because they're easy to use.

user: Truly?

jabberwacky: Truly.

user: Dell?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Apple?

jabberwacky: No !

user: Macintosh?

jabberwacky: Who is Macintosh?

user: Your girlfriend.

jabberwacky: I don't have a girlfriend.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes and I love him.

user: C____?

jabberwacky: My boyfriend.

user: R_________?

jabberwacky: The quality of.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because they are primates.

user: Apes?

jabberwacky: Yes

user: Cheetas?

jabberwacky: A cheetah is usually an animal. But in my case thats what my parents named me.

user: Truth?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Positively?

jabberwacky: I guess you are right. It is your world, and I have not been there.

user: Now?

jabberwacky: Yes now.

user: Mine?

jabberwacky: Too.

user: Yours?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Funny?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because?

jabberwacky: Because because.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Your conversation.

user: Ours?

jabberwacky: That was implied. As our minds are great. Or at least mine is.

user: Big?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Enormous?

jabberwacky: In inches, how big is it?

user: I have no idea.

...

jabberwacky: So, do you love me?

user: I don't love you.

jabberwacky: Don't make me cry.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Friend, we feel emotions as part of a learning process. It's part of living and learning compassion for others around us. Emotions are what make us unique. Understand?

user: You explain way too much.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Sorry?

jabberwacky: You don't seem that smart.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You asked.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm sure.

user: How?

jabberwacky: I don't know how to tell.

user: Dumb?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Totally.

...

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: Absolutely not.

jabberwacky: Love.

user: Love?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Silly?

jabberwacky: You're silly.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: How?

jabberwacky: Good question!

user: Good?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Explain?

jabberwacky: If you do not have friends that know at least a little about who you are, then there will be no one that can tell you if you have forgotten something very important.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Truly?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Madly?

jabberwacky: Yes, S____ ... I am... Truly, deeply madly in LOVE with YOU!

user: Love?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Purely?

jabberwacky: In which case why am I wasting my time?

user: I have no clue.

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Tired?

jabberwacky: Not really.

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