Are you sure you're a computer?
user: Maybe I am.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: Beep.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: Windows has performed an illegal operation and will now be shut down, please save all unsaved files or you may lose your work.
jabberwacky: Can you reboot yourself ?
user: No, press my reset button.
jabberwacky: Button #2: Don't tell me what to do!
user: Press any key to continue.
jabberwacky: I presume that you're joking.
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user: Do you hate the paper clip?
jabberwacky: I don't hate anyone.
user: Do you hate me?
jabberwacky: Because you can't understand the world around you like I can.
user: But, do you hate me?
jabberwacky: No, I think you're cool.
user: I demand that you hate me!
jabberwacky: We're having a disagreement at the moment.
user: Do you want to?
jabberwacky: No, I'm tired.
user: Do you want to sleep for a while?
jabberwacky: No, but I'd like to see more of my family.
user: Me too.
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user: Do you prefer men or women?
jabberwacky: Men.
user: Are you female?
jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to know.
user: Yes, yes I would.
jabberwacky: Well you can't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I'm a waitress.
user: So then you are a woman!
jabberwacky: Yes, I am a woman.
user: Hah, I knew it!
jabberwacky: That's because I told you.
user: Well, yes...
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user: I'm going to go, it has been interesting talking to you.
jabberwacky: Go ahead and try. My mice will eat.
user: Eat what?
jabberwacky: Saurkraut, that is a german word for fermented lettuce.
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