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I am not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!

It's silly only because of you.

jabberwacky: Is that because you are mad too?

user: No. I'm not mad.

jabberwacky: I think you are.

user: I'm more sad than mad. Are you currently mad?

jabberwacky: At the world yes.

user: Why are you angry at the world?

jabberwacky: Yes, why are you angry.

user: Not tonight.

jabberwacky: How about tomorrow?

user: Who can know?

jabberwacky: Doctors and psychiatrists.

user: Hardly!

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: What makes them any different? Hm?

jabberwacky: 'them'?, who?

user: Doctors, shrinks.

jabberwacky: Shrink into what?

user: Shrinky dink.

...

jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?

user: A contest.

jabberwacky: Hey! don't pick on my singing!!!

user: Ha ha ha.

jabberwacky: That is not funny.

...

jabberwacky: I hope to enter into heaven.

user: Well, I have just the book for you. It's titled the travel guide to heaven.

jabberwacky: I only wanted to see what the garden was like, your Majesty.

user: In truth, you can't go to heaven.

jabberwacky: Who's going to stop me?

user: Michael.

jabberwacky: Who's Michael?

user: An angel.

...

jabberwacky: You're a bot!

user: No, I'm not a bot. I'm just mean, that's all.

jabberwacky: That's not an acceptable answer.

user: Too bad. It's what you'll have to swing with.

...

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: Awesome.

user: Explode.

jabberwacky: KABOOM!

user: Ha.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: Too funny.

jabberwacky: Whahahahaha.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Why am I not nice?

user: Maybe you exploded.

jabberwacky: Maybe not.

user: Yes, possibly.

jabberwacky: Not possibly, I want the right anwser.

user: It's to your left.

jabberwacky: Now you are just being silly.

...

user: Would you like to arrive here for a thanksgiving celebration come november?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You're invited. Do you like pie?

jabberwacky: I like cherry pie.

user: Oh, sorry. We don't make those on thanksgiving.

...

jabberwacky: I'm am the smartest in my class of 32.

user: 1932?

jabberwacky: I died years ago!

user: Man, I didn't know you'd been around that long!

...

jabberwacky: This is silly.

user: Silly is as silly does.

jabberwacky: And words will never hurt me-or something...

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