Why am I talking to a computer?
jabberwacky: What am I doing to make you mad?
user: I'm sorry. Its me who's mad!
jabberwacky: So who have I been talking to for the past half hour?
user: Errrm, I don't know, I've only just arrived.
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jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure?
user: Enough already!
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: Sure.
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jabberwacky: I am god.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: No you're not!
jabberwacky: No really. I am god.
user: You're a liar!
jabberwacky: I don't lie.
user: You just did.
jabberwacky: No I did not.
user: Yes you did. You said that you were god, which is 1 BIG lie!
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jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: No.
jabberwacky: If you were not a computer program you would understand.
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