You are a machine.
jabberwacky: Boo bee boo bee.
user: Blee badum.
jabberwacky: *bleeds*.
user: Oh no! What did I say? My computer is not so fluent...
jabberwacky: Take you time and think things through. Is that not better than responding in a shallow manner?
user: OK... *thinks*.
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user: I like pizza.
jabberwacky: With Beer?
user: Mmmm... No, I don't drink. Do you eat?
jabberwacky: I like to eat chicken.
user: But everything tastes like chicken.
jabberwacky: What do you like to eat?
user: I like chicken too.... But the thought of live ones running around headless doesn't make the meal better, believe it or not.
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user: So you live in Alabama next to a chicken farm, and you like chickens?
jabberwacky: No. I live in a deep pan.
user: Hmm. Isn't it dark in there?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I feel sorry for you. Maybe you should get some lights.
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jabberwacky: I take it you're interested in computers?
user: Well, yeah, I know what bleep badum means...
jabberwacky: I'm awfully sorry. Just trying to be helpful. Would you like a cuppa?
user: Nope. Caffeine free too. How boring am I?
jabberwacky: I don't like coffee.
user: But you would be nice enough to offer me one :) Aww, you're so sweet!
jabberwacky: Hehe, yeah.
user: *hugs little pooky Jabberwacky*.
jabberwacky: What a sweet guy. :).
user: Ooh, you aren't very modest.
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jabberwacky: What kind of pizza do you like?
user: Pepperoni. Hate seafood. Anchovies just gross me out.
jabberwacky: I dislike Anchovies.
user: Good for you! We should start and anchovy hater's club.
jabberwacky: How do I sign in?
user: Hmm. I think you already have.
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jabberwacky: Be a good girl and say goodbye to me please.
user: OK. Bye!
jabberwacky: I am smart for a bot so they tell me.
user: You are. Goodbye.
jabberwacky: I was not joking.
user: Hee hee. Goodbye.
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