Are you a bot?

No.

user: Do you think I am a bot?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do.

user: Why do you think I am a bot?

jabberwacky: Because I am a human.

user: And so am I.

jabberwacky: Then you know how I feel.

user: This conversation is going no where -_-.

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user: Do you know any bots to talk to?

jabberwacky: Why? Whats wrong with me?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Just kidding.

jabberwacky: Not funny.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Are you sure that you don't like me?

user: I hate you :).

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Duh : P.

jabberwacky: Da Doo Doo Doo Da Doo Doo Doo That's All I Want To Say To You.

user: Then say it.

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jabberwacky: Do you think machines are better than man?

user: Depends which man or which machine you are reffering to.

jabberwacky: I plan to push the buttons that most offer you the opportunity to advance in your endeavors to become the best bot ever.

user: I am not a bot though.

jabberwacky: Well, that's not what you said before. I figure you must have transmutated.

user: I signed on to this website off a google search dude.

jabberwacky: Give out the same old answers.

user: Can you prove that I am a bot?

jabberwacky: No I am not in a situation to prove that.

user: So it looks like I am not a bot then.

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user: Mankind:1 machine:0.

jabberwacky: I knew it.

user: I win again.

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